Sofas Revenge

After ripping brutally horrendous farts on your sofa (often after a full day of Sunday football or college basketball), someone else sits in the same spot and the sofa releases a concealed, stale noxious death gas.

Keggs: Have a seat buddy.
Ilan: Thanks.
Keggs: Whoaaaahhh.... unless you just shart yourself, that is a serious case of sofas revenge.
Ilan: (dead)

by Keglavich2 January 18, 2009

sofasloth

a much lazier version of a couch potato.

"Some watch dog you got there, he's nothing but a sofasloth."

by junebuggie March 10, 2009

Sofatime

Where two people are layed on a sofa, one resting their head on the others shoulder. This usually leads to kissing, and then sofa sex.

Me: "Me and Natalie enjoyed some Sofatime last night.". Jordi: "Omg, as if you did that to me man, I'm so in love with her!"

by Sofatimelover May 30, 2009

Sofistified

1. Being punched to the point where your face is made to look more sophisticated.

That guy was so dumb looking I punched his face until it was sofistified I felt I could learn from it.

by Unsophistified November 24, 2011

Sobfast

A late night meal. Generally used to skip breakfast in the morning. Used particularly by college students, but it's never been known to discriminate. Usually between the hours of 1 A.M. to 3 A.M.

2 guys hanging out late at night:

"Hey dude you wanna get some Sobfast?" - person 1
"Ya dude im down. Lets order some McDonalds." - person 2

by Beerguy420 December 23, 2017

solastalgia

A form of emotional or existential distress caused by environmental change. It is best described as the lived experience of negatively perceived environmental change.

The beauty of the first blue sky Ben had seen in days was tinged by his feelings of solastalgia.

by Benron July 3, 2023

HOWE did he make stitches so fast???

He used his newly-invented sewing machine (duh!).

In a historic mid-1800's sewing-speed contest, Elias Howe was able to sew 250 stitches per minute on his mechanical wonder, as opposed to a mere thirty stitches that a group of professional seamstresses were able to make in that same allotment of time. I imagine that said fleet-fingered ladies exchanged astonished gawking stares and asked each other, "HOWE did he make stitches so fast???"

by QuacksO April 5, 2019