Sockboarding

(Noun) The act of masturbation utilizing a sock or women's panyhose.

"Man, I have to do laundry. All of my socks are tarnished from sockboarding."

by Thecore March 9, 2010

Sockboss

A person,or entity who knows the true value of the sock. He does not wear sweatsocks because sweatsocks because they make your feet stink.
Sock bosses usually have a different pair of socks every day of the year because they know that if their is one thing woman like it is a man with a nice pair of socks. Sock bosses typically wear their pants up ever so gently so people can be shocked and awed when they encounter the god like swag that is before them.

Man Mali B,You're a real sockboss I see you with them Argo socks man you do your thang playuh. -Lil B

by Animesquad November 14, 2013

SockBoogers

A small collection of tiny threads and cotton pieces from socks in the form of a black, grey or even white boogers,mostly found between toes.

Josh had a dozen new SockBoogers between his toes last night.

by MmMmsockboogers November 25, 2005

sockology

The study of giving sock or sock like properties to an object or person. Objects with these sock like properties are identified with the use of the word strum on the end of the word. (Derived from the superhero Leibstrom)

Lets do some sockology!
- Hairstrum
- Spleenstrum
- You can see the genral idea,............................. sockology................retarded to say the least! But very useful in day to day life!

by Proffesor Leibstrom October 23, 2005

sockbomb

1. When you cum in a dirty sock and hit someone in the face with it.

2. When you cum in someone else's sock and leave it.

3. When you wear a sock as a condom and successfully penetrate your lover.

1. Dude, I totally got Jimmy with a sockbomb earlier!

2. I'm gonna leave Tom a sockbomb, check it out!

3. doctor - How did you get rugburn on your inner walls? girl - My idiot boyfriend gave me a sockbomb.

by Almighty C-Word November 19, 2011

Sockaboy

Sockaboy

Cool Content Creator
Friendly in all manners

Person 1- Yo is that “Sockaboy”!
Person 2- OMG it is!

Person 1- “Sockaboy” is so cool and friendly!

by RefiIlers August 16, 2021

Sockbottom

An asshole which has been stretched during sex, therefore making it hang to the floor in a way that a sock would hang from a washing line.

' Hey Phil, did you manage to find Dot earlier '

' Yes and her dress was shorter today so I nearly saw her hanging 'Sockbottom'

sock asshole bum dot cotton sockbottom

by carrotpatch200 October 19, 2016