Colorado sober

When someone has not consumed alcohol or narcotics, but has consumed cannabis (as cannabis is legal in the state of Colorado).

I had a great time at the concert last night, no hangover because I was Colorado sober.

by L S 1983 October 11, 2016

hollywood sober

Claiming to be " sober " although you still drink and smoke herb ! You basically just don't use city drugs such as coke , heroin , xtc, Meth ect....

"Hey, you see Matt last night he was stumbling all over , I thought he was sober ?"

" oh, he's " Hollywood sober" he still drinks he just quit coke and pills !

by wolves den July 30, 2017

sobberbate

To masturbate, using your own tears as lubricant

"Vondersaar was sobberbating all night last night"

"why don't you go sobberbate alone in your room"

by HELP!POLICE! September 21, 2011

staying sober- so you dont have to!

Nice term to describe anyone designated or willing to stay sober at events involving alcoholic consumption. Basically, a nice way of saying, "don't worry my friend, I'm staying sober- so you don't have to! Which means I'll be there at the end of the evening to question that 'date' you picked up, drive you home, and provide adequate support for you're drunken heap of a body... well go on then, get drinking!"

Joseph: Hey, you having a drink?
Joe: Nope, I'm staying sober- so you dont have to!
Joseph: okay- You just volunteered to pay... bitch!

by Firelovesugar January 11, 2009

sober island

Being the only sober person or group of people in a sea of drunkies.

I was on sober island during that tailgate while everyone around me was drunk. I was really missing out.

by Lsquared17 October 31, 2011

Sober Thoughts

When under the influence of alcohol and they say something they wouldn’t normally say while sober; your true feelings and thoughts about a situation or person comes out.

A drunk mind speaks sober thoughts

Here comes uncle John you know once he drinks his sober thoughts come out.

by Rossiandablunt May 24, 2018

soberizing sex

Sex so gratifying that it will sober up the most inebriated of individuals.

Parker: Thanks for killing my buzz with that soberizing sex, jerk.
Jenny: Sorry that I'm not sorry.

by PJQ June 6, 2014