slobble

1.Word describing the action of a puppet with simple lever-operated mandible frantically consuming unmanagble quantities of ball bearings.

2.Mannequin munching marbles.

If you think this shit's crazy now, wait till they slobble.
Just you wait.

by Joshua Richards April 12, 2008

knob sobbed

to get your knob sobbed is to be the recipient of fellatio

Q:where were you bro ?
A:i was gettin' my knob sobbed by some chickenhead

by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

scobblelotcher

One who expends extraordinary time, effort and mental resources to the pursuit of avoiding work.

Where successful: a usurer. Where combining efforts with others to avoid work: a socialist.
Where the subject's scobblelotcher group grows to the size of a nation: a national socialist.

If you scobblelotchers would spend half as much of your energy working as you do avoiding work, we could really get something done!

by Mike Finland March 21, 2017

soblem

A self-created, self-solved problem. A soblem often reduces the problem creator/solver to a pathetic condition characterized by uncontrolled sobbing.

Albert Einstein said, "No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it." Jank responded, "Not always, Al! I created and solved a soblem last week!"

by Jank2daBank February 24, 2010

Smobblewobble

When you look at the big ocean, it's like being a salmon, you are there, but you don't really do anything. That is when you are a smobblewobble.

When we talk to girls my friend is a big smobblewobble

by Magnus Røn April 7, 2021

sobbling

the action of being so in shock that you’re not only sobbing but you’re sobbling

i am sobbling and wobbling

by tubelights March 24, 2022

soabler

old 1800's michigan term. it also means i love penis

soabler.

oh

by soabler_enjoyer April 25, 2021