Super Soaker Surprise

When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.

Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."

Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010

soaker

Stepping in a puddle and getting your shoe wet.

In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.

Bob McKenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising:
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."

by Ed December 17, 2004

Soffersonian

1. A female with a rather large rump/arse
2. The act of stuffing a stuffed animals glutius maximus/booty. (Soffering )

1. Damn shawty, you a real soffersonian.

2. Hey Bob did you get started on the soffering yet?

by Solobiorrett January 7, 2021

gravy soaker

The towel or t-shirt used to mop up your woman's back after you ejaculate

Hand me that gravy soaker, I dropped a big load on your back.

by Aloushishwish Snozzlegoggan March 20, 2014

Super Soaker

A pussy so wet and so voluptuous, it just hit different. This isnt your typical WAP, this is something more. That wet wet drip drip that makes you say fuck, I want a kid.

Guy 1 :BRO, you KNOW Vice President Harris got that super soaker
Guy 2: THATS ON GOD

by SRM13 November 9, 2020

Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday

Any given Saturday when your whole crew gets absolutely wasted. The phrase is also coined to require a buddy to down their beer if they cannot recite the phrase properly on command.

“ What’s today?”

“Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday!”

by Ripp March 1, 2021

super soaker

The mother of all water pistols. Super soakers were the first pressurised toy water guns on the market and first appeared in the early 90's. early models included the SS50 and SS100. originaly made by larami now made by hasbro. the most powerful model ever was the CPS 2000 which was supposedly withdrawn from sale after someone lost an eye

if you don't watch out all blow your eye out with my CPS 2000

by Alastair Gregg May 13, 2005