smorgasbord

A large array of things to choose from.

The salmon of Doubt is the ultimate smorgasbord of the insanities, urbanities and wonders of life, the universe and everything.

by Andreas_220689 July 19, 2005

snorgasboard

1)When something is beyond boring.

A)"The movie Titanic was a total snorgasboard"
B)"Micheal got pinched with the hookers and the blow, looks like this stag is gonna be another snorgasboard"

by Bean Von Cool February 21, 2008

San Francisco Smorgasbord

Noun & Verb; when receiving a blow job from one person and a rim job from another person at the same time.

I got a San Francisco Smorgasbord last night from these 2 cunts I picked up from the bar!

Any of you cunts hungry for a San Francisco Smorgasbord?

by Dr.DP December 12, 2013

Dirty Whore Smorgasbord

A varied looking group of slutty girls that obviously put out...usually found strutting around downtown Bethesda MD.

Billy can't stop ogling a large dirty whore smorgasbord walking down norfolk ave. towards the bars.

by roguewolf October 14, 2012

pussy smorgisbord

being so overwhelmed with pussy it is like a buffet or a smorgisbord of pussy
when there is a wide selection of pussy that you can dip into without commitment coming in all different flavors textures colour and smells

dis party was a pussy smorgisbord with all them clams up in that piece

by Big Ball Swellington August 15, 2006

smorgasborgasm

The climax of a food orgy.

Smorgasborgasm was reached by all 8 participants as soon as the roasted pig arrived.

by Ed the Almighty February 10, 2004

Smörgåsbored

A rare phenomenon of most commonly Swedish or Danish children becoming bored after feasting on a large meal or smörgåsbord, if you will.

I always get smörgåsbored in Science after lunch...

by le petit fungus May 13, 2021