Crap Snacking

The ack of eating crap in small portions. Usually performed by dogs.

Damn it! my Lie-brador retriever is crap snacking again on the chicken shit in the yard.

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

stockingstuffer

a well endowed man who always pleases women,and he never fails to give a woman an orgasm..

god dayum stockingstuffer really stuffed my stocking

by stockingstuffer October 15, 2009

Cradle Snacking

Variant on the common term ‘cradle snatching’ for someone who is sweet on a much younger honey. If you are not in it for the long haul but simply want to sample the youth for a short while, you are ‘cradle snacking’.

Don't worry, I'm only cradle snacking

by bonesofthewhitegoods July 7, 2010

double-spocking

Doing the Vulcan salute with both hands and then fingering four women at once.

"Should we invite Zach to the party tonight?"
"No, he's busy double-spocking his four moms tonight."

by SlipperySeaSnake69 June 15, 2014

Socking

The act of wearing socks you ejaculated into.

Micheal likes to wear socks he came into and he calls it socking

by PickelRick February 9, 2022

Tube Socking

The action of using an erect penis to "dock" with a pink sock (blown out asshole).

My boss' dog was walking around with a pink sock, he must have crapped something big. Anyway, my boss, Luigi, got an erection and tube socked the poor dog. -Tube Socking

by pantytramps July 4, 2010

Snacking Fresh

Originating from the show “Feel good”, Comedian Mae Martin asks if two characters are “snacking fresh”, meaning being in a new sexual relationship

George: *is in a new relationship with a emotionally literate pansexual man*
Mae: “so you two are snacking fresh?”

by Bertie Ward January 1, 2022