Slarge 

A measure of wine.

When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.

gentleman "a pint for me and a dry white wine for the lady please"

bartender "small or large miss?"

lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"

gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"

Slarge by lord tulli June 8, 2013

venetian snares

1. Frankly incredible mash up of noise, jungle, shouting, breaks, unidentified breaking objects and Stevie Wonder on ketamine driving at 400mph down the M1 projectile vomiting to the sound of his own music played at 10 times the normal speed. Venetian Snares has managed to capture the essence of some of the world's most violent massacres and translate them into a whole funk collector's collection worth of number one break core hits! Absolutely imperative listening.

2. Simply put, the greatest electronic music artist ever, comparable to
Jesus Christ in skill, although in unrelated fields of work.

3. a.k.a. Aaron Funk

Venetian Snares!?! I'd be gay for that dude.

venetian snares by anonymous May 4, 2004

Snarred 

The act of fucking with, or being fucked with, by restaurant personnel. Retaliation for treating restaurant personnel poorly for perceived wrongs.

Jeff was an asshole to the waitress so she Snarred his meal.

That burger king employee spit on my burger, I've been Snarred!

Snarred by TobyTobiTobias May 2, 2014

Snaggelybitch 

A female who's every actions or words deeply get on and under your nerves.

Also a female who needs to stop being your mans bestie

"Ugh these Snaggelybitches just need to get on and go home already."

"I can't stand that snaggelybitch"

Snaggelybitch by nikkiTblue November 26, 2015

Snare Nose

A nose that is so big, it takes up more than 30% of your facial area and is equal to or greater than Ryan Snares nose (Biggest nose you ever did see)

OMFG, look at that dude with the snare nose.

Daaaaayum son, that shits huge

Snare Nose by Bigboybig1 August 21, 2017

snarger 

a person who sniffs bicycle seats in women's gymnasiums

Trevor, Hugh and John aspired to be great snargers but they didn't have the credentials to get into the ladies gym

snarger by Pelepo April 20, 2005

Snarely

A guy who is sexy, has soft hair you want to touch, and looks extremely cozy. Basically someone you'd want to take a nap with. Bonus if he's in soft shirt and/or wrapped in a blanket, and gets warm while sleeping so you can lay on his chest.

"Omg Laurz, look at that guy staring at us over there. He's snarely as fuck!" "Ahh and in sweatshirt?! SO snarely!"😍

Snarely by chosenbrunette December 29, 2016