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snarkolepsy

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of snarkiness, usually to the dismay and/or hilarity of both the diseased and onlookers.
Adele's snarkolepsy was soon proved to get out of hand when she offended the foreign ambassador of Kazakhstan through snide remarks to her fellow Model United Nations members.
by Evelynn April 21, 2007
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Snakeoiler

A snakeoiler is a preditorial person, in an exponential search for unsuspecting victims. As a financial planner or the like, the snakeoiler uses all his charm and selling skills to persuade his victims into parting with their hard earned money for distribution into dodgy investment vehicles. These investment vehicles usually consist of low growth and substantial ongoing fees. The snakeoiler is paid a pro rata fee from the companies who run the dodgy investments and this money is used to fund his lavish life full of woman, alcohol and travel to countries where his dollar, or should we say our dollar is stretched as far as it is possible. The snakeoiler can often be found shopping for snake skin shoes and cheap suits.
The snakeoiler is similar to a car salesman, but worse.
by The unsuspecting victum February 4, 2010
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snekko

A cute name that is used to talk about an adorable snake, often used by snake enthusiasts who want you to see that snakes are cute.
Awe, look at that cute little snekko.
by Rightinthechickenpooter May 14, 2018
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Snackology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Snackology:

The study of a small amount of food eaten between meals; the study of a light meal that is eaten in a hurry or in a casual manner; the study of eating a snack.
Who doesn’t love when the extensive R&D behind snackology has a direct correlation to the evolution of mankind, some naysayers may tout the workings of synchronicity but we all know: He-ith who snack-iths next levels to the nth level.
by ra ramses April 18, 2018
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Snacko Fry

A Snacko Fry is Snack box with a taco fry meat+sauce on top.

Usually requested from Supermacs.
Jod: i wouldnt mind a taco fry.
Pa: Im gettin a Snacko fry.
Jod: a snacko fry would be puuuuuuuuure.
by PaMcD April 2, 2010
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sakkos

One of the most un-approachable, angry, people to be encountered. these people are derived from the deep, african safari. found in mole caves that they dig in the ground. the people are known as, and call themselves, the sakkotrabates. the sakkotrabates are known as a low level, scum tribe. lowest on the totem pole of life, the sakkotrabates are known to interbreed with each other, making mungoloid babies. these mungoloids are to be served as "goons" for defense of the tribe. it took the tribe little time to create a small army for defense. they all have a strict diet, and daily regimen. their day starts off at 6:00 am. rolling out of bed, and doing 1,000 push ups. (due to their interbreeding, the mungoloids have a sort of, "retard strength"). after he workout, they feed on a pourage, consisting of afterbirth, seemen, from the tribe leader, (for strength) and dingleberries, from the rare shit eagle. this changes the sakkotrabate mungoloids into raging monsters. their tribe slowly spread along the eastern coastlines of africa. causing a stiff decline in social, economical, and political prosperity. soon, the sakkotrabates worked their greasy fingers into the american way of life. nowadays, you can still spot a sakkotrabate, if you look real hard, they are usually found in upscale towns, driving upscale cars. (to disguise their swill way of life). beware of the almighty sakkotrabate mungoloid. they are rather unapproachable, and should not be spoken to. although their native tongue is strait up african (clicking and clacking), they have formed their own dialect of it, which includes the swinging of arms, and violent banana peeling. do not go near one of these primates. do not compliment them on their cars. they do not care. they just want your dingleberries, and seemen, to make them feel more close to home.
look at that num nums car.... man he's drooling and everything. he must be some sort of sakkos retard or something...
by tirdmonster October 18, 2008
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snako

When you look for the game slitherio and can't find it
Oh shit this ain't snako
by fatredtrain June 2, 2016
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