spunked

When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.

This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.

"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."

"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."

by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009

Spunked Yourself

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself

You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself

by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020

Butt Stunked

When you are having sex with a female doggy style, and smell unwiped ass,Butt Smells like shit

Man I had to get up off her, we were doing it doggy style and her Butt smelled like fresh shit. I hate to gt Butt Stunked, the smell makes me dizzy and turns me off

by Fact One February 29, 2016

Super-Skunked

In a game of table tennis (ping pong) when a person or team defeats another person or team by a maximum difference of 21 - 0.

"Ouff, you just got super-skunked! That's ridiculous."

by Dan-o the Man-o July 10, 2009

Spunked up

A northern England term, predominantly school age.. referring to the act of male ejaculation.

When you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely.

To cum.

I was laid in bed imagining Joyce choking on my salty bell last night.
I beat my meat so hard that I spunked up all over.

by themadaxeman February 14, 2012

Skunked

To be ill or stupid/ ill in the head

Year 7 : I'm not having it give me back my money
Year 11 : Lil Man are you skunked about give me back my money stfu and sym go back to class some tapped yute fucking skunked

by Jm.2splashy January 22, 2021

Skunked Beaver

When a girl gets a excited and wet for you, some dude, or hopefully another girl. For some reason she doesn't get worked over in time and she dries out. Until she's able to clean up and shower she has a skunked beaver.

Damn Leslie, that's funky, you got a skunked beaver. Get yourself a shower.

by beeverman April 10, 2013