Skyward Swording

Skyward Swording is when during sex you try to wiggle your penis around inside of the vagina/butt. The idea is taken from the game Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, which is a good game, if you aren't using the hard to control wii remote.

Yo girl, let me go Skyward Swording inside your "Water Temple."

by xx_GanonDragmaster_xx June 16, 2016

Smoring

its when u get a longggg stick u put a white fluffy thingy and melt it on the fire :) and u get choclate and 2 flat breads and squish it together and its good without choclate :)kinda i only have half bc i dont realy like the white fluffy thingy and the bread lol makes my stomace feel icky :)

goin to go smoring :) at the hotel :)

by Foofie24 July 11, 2011

Smorking

Verb: to smork a smigarette.

I wish I could quit smorking! It is so addictive.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

smorting

Flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. Also, numbers of "smortings" will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.

-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)

Or

-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."

by hakanustis July 20, 2009

smorning

What everyone says but doesn't notice.

Close cousin to sevening.

Always follows "this".

I woke up with a huge boner this smorning.

by HarvesterOfSorrow January 20, 2009

smardina

Lithuanian migrant. Usually seen in the back of lidl sniffing glue.

Alan: can I sleep round?
Esmeralda: sorry I've got some smardina's squatting in my conservatory.

by Poncho master12 December 11, 2013

smolding

The art of smashing someone up in a fold-out bed.

Scott got caught smolding Bryan in Mom's new fold-up bed.

by Laura Hoobner March 25, 2005