alfie smudger smith

gayest of them all top millwall fun massive dong and lives at the den always seen with no gilrls life long virgin only shags the millwall badge

alfie smudger smith just bottled some malt

by nkdfhdsgj#ffffffffffffffffffff May 22, 2019

smoogerpoon

Smoogerpoon: When your sexual partner tries to surprise you in the bedroom, but is too intense.

Anne had hurt herself when attempting to smoogerpoon her husband.

by SmoogerpoonAnon May 17, 2016

smoger

The best last name to ever exist. They are hot and funny and love to play around.

Bro are you a Smoger

U must be the hottest person ever

by Hfssnnkbcc June 13, 2021

smudger

Person, male or female, who uses and frozen poo as a dildo.

Did you see in Bob's freezer he must be a smudger which all that frozen poo.

by Lynette Archer January 25, 2007

smadger

Smadger.Noun.Is it a smudge?is it a badger? no, of course not. Its a smadger.

Guy 1): Dude! Look at that smudge!
Guy 2): No way man! Thats so a badger!
Guy 3): Erm, i think you're both mistaken. I do belive that that's a smadger.
Guy(s) 1+2): You have to be different don't you.

by Lewis Palmer August 17, 2006

Smudger

A turd that once layed requires almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clean up after.

"When you go to the shops get some more TP, ive just done a smudger and used the last roll".

by Top Logger July 23, 2009

Smudger

A universal (curse)word. Can be used for anything.

You're such a smudger.

by Jacoboo January 22, 2009