Smitty 

v. To be sarcastic or smart with someone, to degrade their intellect with an unpleasant attitude.

Bob: Aren't you the brightest bulb in the box?
Sue: Don't you be smitty with me bitch!

Smitty by BillyBobJoeJimBobJoe August 25, 2005

Smitty 

A submitter of content to a website (mainly Fark.com) who is obviously retarded.

Smitty thought "spork" was a compound word and not a portmanteau.

Smitty by tototototoad April 28, 2010

Smitty 

When you do somthing dumb and now You got the shit face.
it also means if you were to get embarrassed!

If you see a boy in the hallway and he was to fall down the stairs you would say "ooooo Smitty!"

If a boy ask a girl for her number and she say no then the boy gone be looking "Smitty."

Smitty by through witit September 29, 2009

Smitty 

A dirty girl that flirts with everyone’s boyfriend

Er rhat girls a smitty

Smitty by Blindfoldedickhead March 31, 2019

Smitty 

One who dumps beer at a party when he cannot drink it. Typically is from Staten Island and can be observed with a horrendous "Razor" haircut.

Smitty dumps his beer in the toilet while playing beer pong so he doesn't get too drunk.

Is that smitty over there with the Armani exchange shirt on vomitting all over some poor obese girl?

Smitty by Mr. X BC August 21, 2006

Smitty 

A make-shift home or abandoned house, usually used for smoking crack, shooting heroin, and prostitution.

I took the trick back to the smitty to get high.

Smitty by Bugg, RVA November 19, 2009

Smitty 

Ex truck driver, iron worker, and protector of the people who likes one armed hookers and Fred Meyer checkers

Don't be a Smitty!

Smitty by Croc Dude November 4, 2015