a place so small, yet big enough for all of mexico and russia to migrate here. its the best place to visit if you seek homes that are falling apart, or you simply love the smell of dog food. also, you will find great joy in laughing at the rent-a-cop who thinks a P.O.S., totaled, hand-me-down Impala makes him a real cop.
Man 1: Hey, let's go waste our lives down in Smithton!
Man 2: Nah, my Aunt wanted me to go watch her paint dry...
Man 1: AWESOME!!
Man 2: Nah, my Aunt wanted me to go watch her paint dry...
Man 1: AWESOME!!
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