Smith

The Most common last name.

Person 1: Who's your new neighbor?
Person 2: The Smiths
Person 1: same!

by Qrower November 24, 2016

SMITH

S.M.I.T.H, an acronym for Shoot Me In The Head. To be used at the end of a statement dealing with something unpleasant or undesirable.

Derived from smh.

Joe: "Hey man, what are you doin' tonight?"
Kyle: "A ten-page paper for english, two chapters of history, and three pages of algebra. smith."

by K. Cannibal November 30, 2011

Smith

A women's college in Northampton, MA. One of the highest-ranked colleges in the nation. Known for its all-around academic excellence as well as its beautiful campus.

This is about Smith.

by kumquats May 13, 2005

Smith

1)someone with the inability to use brains for the right things despite the capability
2)someone with total lack of sense

walking on such a high bar to show off. you're totally smith

by 2amith2 August 13, 2017

Smith

To show up at a party with no beer and drink everyone else's.

Dave, why do you smith all my beer instead of just buying your own.?!

by BrowndogKA June 17, 2016

Smith

To scratch or rub the pubic or anal areas with one's finger to obtain the scent for self analysis, also called the 'scratch and sniff.' It is used to determine the cleanliness of the area.

"Yo dude! did Sam just...?"
"Yep, he smithed his asshole... again"

by RSLancaster November 17, 2009

smith

n. locksmith; shoesmith

Smith is working overtime.

by diction April 10, 2003