smiggey

A retarded but hole, or a dumb peace of s*** that nobody likes.

Why are you such a smiggey.

by TGKM September 18, 2016

Sminger

To finger things in a smaller scale.

I just smingered the crap out of that kids pucker hole.

by THEGREATESTGRAPIST May 2, 2011

Sminge Hipple

a smelly ginger with a hairy nipple

andrew: i'm a pretty cat
yvie: no you're a smelly ginger with hairy nipples... a sminge hipple
andrew: i am in no way shape or form a sminge hipple.

by captain kitnipple October 18, 2012

smingelsmog

when a baby does not agree to a contract about pooping

why are you always smingelsmog when i try to agree to a contract about pooping?

by smikel June 12, 2017

Sminge

A sweaty minge.

Mother: It's awfully hot today Daughter.
Daughter: I agree Mother, I've got a right old sminge.

by D1rtba6 September 3, 2017

Sminkeying

When your friend gives you a gift and later tries to regift it to another friend.

Mark gives Dave 2 dozen pretezels on Monday as an Xmas gift. On Wednesday morning Mark realizes that he needs a gift for Jason and offers some of Dave's pretzels to Jason. Mark is Sminkeying Dave.

by djfuzzypants December 19, 2017

Sminget

HAS A LONG FAT HARD MUM IN THERE BOLLOCKS

Mummy is sminget

by Sminget November 23, 2021