Smidget

A little bit less than a midget.

Mom, check out that smidget. He's knee-high to a bull frog.

by Bustedjaouted March 22, 2008

Smidgemeter

A unit of measurement, smaller than the millimeter. Created by Whitney and Jolee when they were trying to describe the length of something.

Jolee: how long was that test, anyways?

Whitney: just a smidgemeter longer than the last one.

by mabelleisa December 12, 2010

Smidget

A smidget roughly translates to 4 Creep Score in the MOBA game league of legends.

I'll come mid after i get this smidget.

by tellelabin January 16, 2014

Smidgebit

Adj. (Smidge-Bit)

The response for when you are high and someone asks "how high you are." You determine you aren't really high, but you're still feeling really good. Smidge meaning small tiny and Bit meaning also tiny bit.

Friend: "Hey man how high are you?"
You: "Just a smidgebit"

by Charpter3 April 30, 2015

Smilage

A bad joke you told that you just can't stop laughing about. You find yourself grinning over your own witty banter long after everyone else ceased politely laughing at the joke.

The joke can often otherwise be characterized as a dad joke, pun or weird inside joke.

That joke I told Cindy about 'tearable puns' sure gave me a lot of smilage.

by sublingual September 22, 2016

Smidgen Nerks

Smidgen Nerks are fish and chips what are bought in certain parts of Northern England from fish and chip shops/chippies etc. The fish is usually battered, occasionally breaded and never poncey. Smidgen Nerks are never poncey. Smidgen Nerks are PROPER grub, none of yer poncey celebrity chef muck. If Jamie Oliver where to attempt to cook Smidgen Nerks, he would fail. He's a poncey celebrity chef and he can't fry a proper chippy tea. Smidgen Nerks are always served hot, usually wrapped in paper, or served on a plate in a café, restaurant or chip shop forecourt. Smidgen Nerks are staple foods in South West p'Ossett and regularly eaten by MiSTERWiNT, with or without mushy peas. Washed down with pints of freshly brewed tea. Smidgen Nerks!

MiSTERWiNT was gagging for his smidgen nerks, and just about managed to get to the chippy in time before he would have collapsed from malnutrition. Also exhaustion.
"Smidgen Nerks for breakfast", asked MiSTERWiNT?
"Be rude not to!", replied Mr. zZart!

by NextDoorCat June 10, 2018

Two finger smidge

When two fingers is all you need. Used as a measurement.

I'll take a double.
You mean a two finger smidge?

by Jessi-rose September 2, 2021