smarticles

A highly contagious disease that smart people catch from watching to much educational television, and reading too many dictionaries.

Example 1:
Billy:"Did you that that the earth is traveling around the sun at 107,300 km/h and-"

Everyone else: Oh my God! He has a case of the smarticles!.. RUNNNN!!!

Example 2:
Watching Jersey Shore, or listening to Justin beiber is a surefire way to cure someone of the Smarticles.

Example 3:

Susan: Watcha doin'?

James:Watching this new documentary about grass growing. It's really facinating. Did you know that grass grows a whole thousandth of an inch every 15-20 minutes?

Susan:...

James:...

Susan: *pokes forehead*

Susan: Looks like somebody's got a bad case of The Smarticless... O_o

Susan: *Takes remote away and changes it to Jersey Shore*

by ~~Hoopla!~~ March 23, 2011

Sweaticles

Perspiration sweat accumulated under a man's balls testicles

His sweaticles formed a wet spot on his shorts.

by Kay3t0 August 20, 2017

Shmesticles

Testicles--written in a way as to lessen the vulgar sound and meaning.

I got hit in the shmesticles the other day

by Dr. Fanning November 1, 2009

smarticles

Another word for smart.But it is the cells of being smart.

I have alot..of smarticles!I'm a smarty pants but more of a smarticle.

by Ashlhayyy May 10, 2009

testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys

A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre

he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"

by Herman45 December 25, 2010

the specticles

A group of awesome people.

The Specticles
F. Chan
R. Cheng
C. Chiu
M. Gan
C. Hu
P. Lam
W. Lee
K. Li
M. Lin
N. Lo
J. Wong
K. Zhu

by woowsers August 1, 2008

Snesticles

After capturing a flag in Call of Duty (Domination, War, or CTF), it is tradition to say "snesticles," or "snestes."

STEalthBoMBER - Dude cap A you goondoggle!
GeeMEISTER - I got it.
STEalthBoMBER - Snesticles.
GeeMEISTER - Snestes.

by THEownerAKAgMEISTER December 21, 2008