Smermy mervin

The name for a weird old guy who frequents cafés, talks at the staff in generally contradictory ways, and somehow thinks he's friends of said staff. A general nuisance.

"salutons my main man how was your shift?"
#shit, smermy mervin came in and smerved all over the place, wouldn't stfu, and didn't fuck off for ages"

by Thomaz jarkerz December 1, 2017

SHERBY GOD

sherby- god of honolulu, located in hawaii

have you ever seen SHERBY GOD?

THE GOD??

yeah?!
ofc not she’s a god you dumbass *slap*

by @mammonsupermacy on tiktok May 21, 2021

smerb

verb - to laze about, in a pleasantly enjoyable way

I spent the morning smerbing on the couch.

by Mr. Jim October 23, 2007

Sherby

Something stupid or humiliating. Follows a previously embaressing act.

He missed the lay up....SHERBY!

by Jamal March 19, 2003

smerdy

Smart, but not nerdy

Someone who's cool but studies all day is smerdy.

by Dori the <blank> July 6, 2009

Hoking Smerb

way of saying smoking some herb

Billy: Hey Fred what are you doing?
Fred: Hoking Smerb

by Breeze138 September 3, 2009

smerfy

To tighten a rubber band around penis so it turns blue during oral sex.

I got such an awesome smerfy from my girl last night.

by My. orgasism October 5, 2010