smegmastache

Any time smegma is applied to the upper lip forming a rich, cheesy stache.

I probably should have washed my junk a little before she went down on me... When she was finished, she had a smegmastache that occupied her entire upper lip.

by Dogs.Breakfast January 4, 2015

Smegmatologist

The doctoral profession of checking under ones foreskin for smegma build up.

Dr. Festicle, Cheif Smegmatologist, checked under flounders stomach for green formundacheese build up. Dr. Festicle stated it looked a lot like smegma.

by Joel Epstein Leider July 14, 2018

smegmatologist

An expert in the topic of smegma, semen or other manly cock juices. Derived from the word smegma, meaning semen / male ejaculate.

That girl's choked down so much sperm, she's blatantly a smegmatologist!

by badgerchap April 18, 2010

smegmatic

slow-acting; sluggish; phlegmatic; dull.

The company needs to fire all smegmatic people.

by uttam maharjan September 15, 2011

Smegmatard

A person who has surpassed fucktard. A real dickhead that reeks of their own shortcomings because they can't get over themselves.

That smegmatard of an ex has let down his child once again because he's rotting in his own funk of lazy excuses. Making children cry is the Limburger of cheesy dicked asshole moves.

by MsPunderful December 9, 2019

smegmatosis

Both the inflammation and the odor arising from the unwashed, uncut (uncircumcised) penis. A result of the build up of smegma.

Dude, wash yourself completely so you don't get that nasty smegmatosis you're always complaining about. OR I would give him head, but he stinks of smegmatosis!

by Astroplane Collision Survivor April 2, 2015

Smegmawaffles

IT is a combination of smegma and blue waffles. Also the best memepage on ig @smegmawaffles

Man can i eat ur smegmawaffles iT looks delicious!!!

by Smegmawaffles? March 28, 2019