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Smartard

Someone who is preoccupied with considering unnecessary questions that are superficially profound, but have no utility of any kind.
Are you a mind with a body, or a body with a mind?

Shut the fuck up, smartard.
by AlienInTheAttic February 7, 2021
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SmartRates

SmartRates analyzes billions of data points, detects changes in market trends, compares your home to similar rentals, and adjust rates based on demand and seasonality.
Now that I use SmartRates for my rental property, I’ve had time to make my dog Insta famous, train for a triathlon, grow a sourdough starter, and rewatch all my favorite sitcoms.
by Evolve Owner March 27, 2023
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smtarted

It means when you are smart and retarded.
"Shes really smart but right now she's acting pretty retarded." "Yeah she's really smtarted."
by kuddles1234 August 19, 2009
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Smartarse

Look up customers. Fucks who have nothing important, contructive or intellegent to say and think that they are smarter than you. Did I mention they are rude?
I hate customers. They are smartarses. They think they know everything. They think they are clever. KILL THEM!
by Trittrott November 7, 2010
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smartard

an animal (people are also animals) that finds new and innovative ways to be a dumbass as a direct result of their intelligence...
J.D. on Scrubs is a smartard... For example, in one episode, J.D. tells Turk that his beau Carla's middle name is Juanita... Carla gets angry at Turk for not knowing her middle name; Turk gets angry at J.D. for being a smartard...
by Jhonny J. Blaze October 18, 2007
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Smartard

by Zyan Coyle March 10, 2008
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smartassedness

A word commonly used by estheticians on the west coast, namely Seattle. Often confused with dry, witty and smart-ass behavior.
The boy from Texas was so full of smartassedness in his email, that it made the west coast gal scream out loud in laughter.
by ChiTown JOhn September 8, 2011
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