fart slart

someone who is absolute royalty and is a little bit of a slag

Oh Aiden, he’s a total fart slart!

by octopus’s y May 9, 2022

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fart or shart

When you’re not sure if the next thing to exit your anus is gas or shit but you go ahead and push it out anyway, that’s playing fart or shart.

You can also raise the odds/danger by adding Pull my Finger to the mix.

Hey Karen, why so glum? You look like you played fart or shart and lost!

Gary! Gaaaarrrryyy! We need to go home now! I played fart or shart, came second and now it’s dripping into my Uggs!

Fucking hell lads, I’m glad I’ve got my hobby catchers on, this is a high stakes game of fart or shart.

by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019

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Fart, Fart, Shart

A game of chance one plays alone, or in a group. First one to shart, loses. Traditionnally, one finds themself embroiled in a game of Fart, Fart, Shart after dining on Chipotle or similar faire.

Kids play 'Duck, Duck, Goose.' Men play 'Fart, Fart, Shart'.

by JohnnyApocalypse November 9, 2016

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Fart before the shart

The fart starts out somewhat normal then becomes louder and more choppy like a sprinkler. The smell slowly starts to linger before the rest of the air has been pushed. As the end of this fart nears it will become louder and more bass Like, making a thump. The last whisper out of the sphincter will sound wet and feel almost pasty like peanut butter. Once its over the little poop particles in the air hit your nostrils and stings your sniffer. at this time you need to make your way to a shitter cuz whats next is a mixter of air and wet poop. The shart!

All of the sudden the room filled with a pungent stink as nate ran through the room to the bathroom. Everyone knew he just experienced the ol fart before the shart!

by Franz2 September 3, 2011

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