Smiffer

One caught in the act of sniffing womans chair or seat.

Hey donovan I caught your dirty uncle smelling girls bicicyle seats at the flea market again today, he is a dirty old smiffer

by IB Dohf December 18, 2008

black-staffer

The employer of African Americans.

"Justin, you are a black-staffing son-of-a-bitch"

Timmy is a black-staffer, whom hired 12 eligible African Americans.

"Randy, you are nothing but a black-staffing whore."

by Livesinatoolshed April 27, 2014

shmaffer

One who smells the stench of ass but throughly enjoys it, thus giving him an erection and causes him to stick his stiffy in a bowl of scolding hot velveeta cheese reducing the raging boner back to its natural flimsy state.

o man im really in the mood for another schmaffer.

by cahizzle September 15, 2004

Shaffer

A last name of a person, who is a bad ass motha fuker. Usually the people with this name have brown/brunnet hair,most are asian, they are great athelets (best a soccer (and make jv freshman year)). Shaffer's are extremely smart, and most of all can't ever keep it in their pants.

"Hey guys, look at that shaffer over there, hahah what a douche!Whats this?!?!?!?

by fyingdildomonkey November 11, 2010

Swaffer

Seen in huge numbers August bank holiday weekend filling the streets of Clapham Common before, during and after SW4 festival. Definitely drunk, probably pilled up and likely to be from Essex. Average age of 24.

The female swaffer typically wears a face full of glitter And plastic gems.

‘Sorry I’m late Steve, it took me 3 hours to get from Clapham Common to Clapham North because of all the swaffers’

‘Who wants a swaffer sandwich?’

by Fionainlondon August 31, 2018

smuffercated

The feeling of being smothered and suffocated at the same.

I can't breathe because I feel like I'm being smuffercated

by Lissa_lou January 5, 2015

Swaffer

Lovely girl at first sight, but look again. Swaffers are crazy, love to take control, bossy and the most stubborn people you'll ver meet. That being said there also amongst some of funniest people you'll ever meet. Not to mention there stunning!

"Did you see that Swaffer girl last night?"
"Yeah man, she was smoking!"
"Stand back! She's crazy!"

by JamEsAdAms June 17, 2015