slowboating

The actions associated with a slowboat.

Anything a slowboat says, does, implies, or infers can be referred to as slowboating.

"I saw Josh at the park trying to prove that gravity isn't real. He's always up there slowboating."

by DarkShadowST September 13, 2018

showboat

a retarded musical

showboat is just plain stupid. i haven't seen it but i know i won't like it.

by coheedpowerx3 March 16, 2009

showboat

See Terrell Owens

T.O. is such a showboat that he's the reason "Excessive Celebration" is a penalty.

by katie was here July 16, 2009

slowboarder

Often misspelled as SNOWBOARDER, a person who straps themself to one board (while everyone knows two are better) and procedes to slide down a snow covered slope on it. Slowboarders abide by Murphy's law as seen when you, who know what you are doing, are going down a mountain, and they materialize in front of you, causing a crash of you, him/her/it, or both.
Also like to sit down in the middle of a good run, obstructing and ruining it.
Commonly confused with picnickers, idiots, morons, wanksters, retards, or fags

DAMMIT! That slowboarder ruined my run again by getting in my way and now my lift ticket is suspended.

by Zack726 December 28, 2005

Snowboating

When you motorboat a hooker after covering her chest with cocaine.

Dude, Tony Montana was snowboating with that hooker so hard!

by Pandemic314 May 13, 2018

slowboating

To chug slowly in an arrogant manner.

Hey Jesi! Stop slowboating that drink you cocky-ass motherfucker.

by Organics March 19, 2011

snowboating

The sport of sledging combined with that of kayaking. usually done by students in winter when the rivers are either frozen or too cold to paddle. Involves sliding down a hill in a kayak using your paddle to steer the kayak away from obstacles such as trees and small children

I'm going snowboating in Balloch park this weekend!

by kayaker101 November 30, 2010