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Sloating

First coined by a rapper 'booty busche' and his home skillet, the 'golden retriever,' in a froyo shop during a crazy night in New York, which included adventure time and the consumption of a mario mushroom, "Sloating" is...
V. The act of being utterly awesome; chivalrous, honorable, honest, strong, fun, respectable and respectful, courageous and above all, sexy, desirable and swaggalicious. There's no better way of putting it, but when a person's SLOATING (ability to sloat) is so good, they are respected enough to be deemed a 'sloat'...The next level up from that is known as a 'sexy sloat', and after that you're known as a 'sloater'. Many Kudos to you. You'll be getting more than winks at this stage.
Broski: Dude let's go rock some boats?!?!
Dude: Brochad, how bout we go sloat some boats?
Broski: Now that's sloating...Is Jensen ready?
Dude: Mr. Busche is ;) may I take your order mam?
Dudette: Of course ;)... you're fine a sloater Ernie
by Brodacious Bo January 2, 2013
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Slowding

When you're on the internet, watching a video, looking at pictures, etc, and it's loading extremely slow. So slow, that you usually exit and try something else, or you have so much free time loading, that you find yourself doing something *shudder* productive.
Frank: Hey, are you watching that sweet video of the guy with the really low voice singing?
Louie: Yeah, but it's just slowding. I've already managed to write half a novel and learn how to play rugby.
Frank: Oh, too bad.
by Isac Bandit March 7, 2009
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Slading

To mooch off of someone's homework constantly and never doing your own work, people who slade will also ask you for class work
Josh: "hey can I have the homework?"
Anyone who he asks: " dude you're slading me"
by Zach9 April 15, 2015
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Future Slowking

A person on your team who fucks up the whole game by getting hit by a car or any hittable, thus making the three people have to carry him. e.g Left 4 Dead 1 / Left 4 Dead 2. -Skilled <3's Scanty
Why didn't you dodge that car? You're such a future slowking (slowking)
by Skilled April 18, 2011
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Sloading

Slow loading; Taking a while to buffer.
Yona Put on a movie on Netflix!

Raff Okay will do, mkayy

Yona What's taking so long?!?!?!?!

Raff Its buffering forever, it must be sloading :(
by Rafael Azari 305 November 6, 2012
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sloading

When you have limited bandwidth and your internet is slow, the page is taking long to load.
"My internet sucks, It's sloading!"
by NoSteff August 30, 2013
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Sloaning

Hanging around the house under the guise of being productive.
We all thought Chris was busy all day and was unable to take any additional work. In reality, he was sloaning all day.

Tony is so lazy, sloans like a champ.

"Would you like to come over and hang out. I'm sloaning all day waiting for a shipment to be delivered."
by razman233443223 January 11, 2012
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