slothapotamus

a slow moving big dumb human.
a cross between a sloth, and a hippo.

"there goes Mike, that slothapotamus down the halls again."

"Thud Thud Thud" "Run for your lives! it's slothapotamus!"

by Mike Oxbig January 12, 2005

slothfaced

To be so completely hammered that you would fuck a woman that resembles a sloth.

Jon you were so slothfaced, that chick you fucked in the butt looked like she belonged in the fucking amazon.

by Dirtydick Dumbass February 15, 2009

slothasaurus

1. A historic mammal, generally 5'6'' 3/4 usually of Dutch decent, but also found to have genetic roots in the southern parts of America. From the latin, Slothiniusmamasaurius. Prounounced "sloth""A""saurus".

2. Also a term used to describe a person who would rather sit alone in a laundry room and stare at a wall instead of interacting with humans or animals.

1. Eg. The slothasaurus was first discovered on the grounds of Iowa's Dordt College.

2. Eg. Man, Danny was being such a slothasaurus at the barn party last night!

by supercoolkid37 January 1, 2010

Slothman

1. a slow-moving mammal that comprises three genera (Bradypus, Choloepus, and Homo sapiens), inhabits the cities of Bay Area California, hangs from the branches back downward, plays soccer, and feeds on leaves, fruits, and Ontilos
2. a man who exhibits disinclination to action or labor

I was knocked unconscious by a DS from a Slothman.

by Sloth October 2, 2003

slothargic

to be outrageously lazy. to be sloth like and lethargic.

i was so slothargic today. i didn't do anything! i feel like going back to sleep.

by haley mcbarsebsayones December 28, 2007

slothaholic

someone who has a addiction to sloths, but also has no hope for the future and will die alone with furry cats.

that weirdo over there is a slothaholic

by bananamonkey21 February 19, 2017

Slothward

A person who is extremely slow at their job and has no personality. They are unable to communicate even on a basic level, leaving their coworkers with extended boredom and just feeling awkward. Someone who makes you bang your head against a wall so you stop question why they are like that. Someone who leaves you to contemplate humanity.

Jay says, “Man that guy I work with takes forever to do his job. He also never says a word. I’m not sure if I can take working with him anymore!” Steph says, “Wow, sounds like he’s extremely slothward! You know cause he’s slow and it’s awkward cause he doesn’t talk”. Jay says, “Exactly, I cant deal with slothward people”.

by High rise May 2, 2019