sextarded

Someone that is sexually inept. They do not know how to do anything sexual. They lay there. They make no noise.

He has no idea what to do in bed. He is sextarded.

by KKLLMM April 24, 2011

shitarded

adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen

He was so shitarded he couldn't talk, walk, or pee.

by tobym April 30, 2005

stootarded

Combination of Supid and Retarded

"Gosh dude, you are so stootarded!"

by aznbraceface001 July 12, 2007

Slowtarded

1.Being slow, yet retarded at the exact same time, which was once thought to be impossible. Until but Rebecca Black proved us wrong.

2. When someone says something really stupid that makes like absolutely no sense, and makes you think the could possibly be retarded.

3. Another word for Justin Bieber.

Omg, did you hear that one girls dumb ass answer to todays math question!? That shit was just plain slowtarded.

by A Human Urban Dictionary June 7, 2011

Satarded

When you use the word 'retarded' in a satarical way, absolving you of any offense it may cause.

If you call someone 'retarded' in a derogatory tone, you may cause offense and should be fired if used whilst working, however if you are doing it for 'satire' it is perfectly fine. But to be clear you should you 'satarded' instead of 'retarded'.

by JockMcRowdy February 18, 2010

shitarded

typically, as drunk as one may possibly become.

an adjective used to descride a person that has just left Long Island's Boardy Barn and is probably soaked with beer.

Sally and Johnny were so shitarded that night, one would have thought they just left the Boardy Barn!

by ken81086 May 21, 2009

snowtarded

Those who have no clue how to drive/function in the snow, especially near Ft. Drum NY. These people are usually of southern origin

"OMG, I'm only going 55 and the car is sliding everywhere!"

"Dude, are you really that snowtarded?"

by meganlea December 23, 2008