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sporkeh

AKA sp0rkeh.
A computer virus that masquerades as a hack for the game Counter-Strike, often used by members of myg0t. Among other things, Sporkeh changes window text to a l33t derivative of "sporkeh owns you," switches screen relolution to 640x480, switches right-click and left-click on your mouse, slows the mouse cursor to a crawl, and prevents any EXE files from being run.
See www.pwned.nl for an example.
by progamer124 April 13, 2005
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Butt-Snorkel

V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.
Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."

Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"
by John Went January 15, 2014
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Butt Snorkeling

Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!
Gregg Goings was butt snorkeling again at lunch today.
by Therickman December 17, 2003
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slore

Part Slut, Part Whore. Enough said.
Did you check out that dirty slore Stephanie last night ? I thought she was going to let those 5 guys run a train on her.
by hawke4me April 7, 2015
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slorellowfish

the successful combination of slow loris and girellyfish. it is a beautiful creature and displays traits like ginormous eyes, a long neck, and tentacles (just to name a few), with a skin tone and texture that varies according to the age of the animal. it is found primarily in the rural back country of Chile. (there has never been a reported sighting anywhere near Europe.) it is obviously the ultimate super animal.
What's that a picture of? It looks like a giraffe with jellyfish tentacles for legs and huge eyes like a slow loris.

Oh, that's my pet slorellowfish. It's the most supreme member of the animal kingdom.
by smessemsee June 19, 2011
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Nose Snorkel

A device used to prevent being suffocated by her gunt.
When your down eating a chick out (cunnilingus) and she smashes your face into her pussy, the Nose Snorkel will prevent her gunt from smothering your nose, and allow you to breath.
by Knot Chaos January 10, 2012
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snorkel mask

The act of having your testicles in your partners mouth while they proceed to jerk you off.
I just got the best snorkel mask from Nora last night.
by jodem January 13, 2008
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