Sporeling

A infectious clever virus which can enter a porthole in your body and control your brain. It is also one of the beings controlled by the wilki_kind hive-mind

A sporeling entered Gibb' s brain

by WilkiPedia April 21, 2019

cave snorkling

When a Man uses a snorkel to venture into a woman's cave to prevent fishy substances from knocking him out.

Thomas went cave snorkling on his girlfriend, because she has Chlamydia.

by HighOnFishWinkle January 27, 2014

scooby snorkling

to put ones head inside a vagina, its not very common

"i went scooby snorkling last night"

by jankydank August 8, 2009

smorfing

Smorfing requires a female corpse that is a day or two old, and a partner. One person tries to put their entire mouth around the vaginal area, but whether he attempts to seal it is his own choice. When he is ready, his partner puts great pressure (usually sudden) on the abdomen, and the other gets a good mouth/faceful of the stagnant fluids that have accumulated in the area.

Me and Hank were totally smorfing this chick, and I had the most foul taste in my mouth you could ever imagine, and that's when the cops burst in.

by Revchu March 24, 2004

Sloring

Partaking in risky sex with a nasty easy crackrat slut

Fuck Logan it was totally insane don't know what she wanted more - rock or cock! Either way Laura was one nasty Slore bonus had no money for brothel so I gave her a good sloring.

by BachedMan May 4, 2018

smorfing

Pronunciation: ˈsmȯr-fiŋ

Function: intransitive verb

To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".

The walls of the cubicle would never be the same after William was smorfing on his break.

by Human Overth February 21, 2010

snortling

To snortle means to chortle (laugh) with a snort. It's a business/finance joke

Then, when I will pay the bills that you have sent me, and I will pay with the money that you loaned me at no interest.
And while I am paying you with your own money, I will be snortling to myself, at your own stupidity.

Go to Youtube and put in 'One RingyDingy' and you'll see Lily Tomlin doing her famous snortle.

by Big Ed June 15, 2008