slabam

The act of, as well as the sound made by hitting someone in the face with a suggestively shaped slab of ham. The word is both an onomatopoeia, and a portmanteau of "slab" and "ham".

She was all up in my business so I was like "SLABAM"!

by bganman September 8, 2010

Silabsoft

Owner of the Silabsoft forums and Client, a Runescape private server with updated "Moparscape" Items such as skill capes, Monsters, ect. Popular 317 open client.

Want to play on my server using moparscape?
nope I only play on Silabsoft compatible servers

by Zykev2 April 11, 2009

slabberin

to slabber at some one means that you take the piss or poke fun of

Gavin: did you hear about that slut vicky she was slabberin about you again
Adrian:That Bitch

by Gav April 1, 2005

Slab Amogus

Don't say this backwards, It's a trick.

Dude1: What's "Slab Amogus" backwards
Dude2: Sugoma Bals-
Dude2: Wait
Dude1: *Laughs Very Hard*

by SoulFire___ December 14, 2021

slab to the crib

go home; going home

It's getting late, so I think i'll slab to the crib and call it a day.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023

Cabin Slabbing

Recieving oral sex while in a cabin, in the woods.

"I heard David and Kelsey did a bit of cabin slabbing up at their cabin!"

by Mario Gannarelli March 13, 2010

Coon Slab

A Coon Slab is a very annoying person who, no matter how many times you tell them, will not shut up. A Coon Slab can be anyone, boy girl, white black, tall short, whatever. If you tell a Coon Slab to shut up, they will only get more annoying as the day progresses. The best thing to do when you encounter a Coon Slab is to annoy them. If you engage with a Coon Slab, they will set you as their target. Once you are targeted by a Coon Slab, there's no escaping. The only way to get away form on of them is to not be within a 100 foot range of them for a prolonged time. They will hopefully forget about you and you can carry on with your life as a normal citizen of the United States, Britain, or whatever count you reside in.

10 year old: Hey Gina. Hey, hey Gina.
Gina: What?
10 year old: Guess what?
Gina: What?
10 year old: Your short! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG IM SO FUNNY!!
Gina: Oh my God you're suck a fucking Coon Slab!

by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow December 16, 2013