Slimy Selvey

The act of taking a shit, and ejaculating on top of it, causing a slimy brown mixture. Once the mixture has been well kneaded, yell "Wouf" and smash it in your partners face. Hilarious, but not recommended for first dates if you like the person. Best used during revenge sex.

Dude, I fucked my ex-wife last night.
Really, so you two are getting back together, huh?
Nope, I gave her the ol Slimy Selvey. I don't think she will be back for seconds!

by thehillshire December 22, 2014

Slimy Sally

When you nut in your hand and slap your mate in the face.

What a cunt! John just gave me a slimy sally!

by Enigma7896 June 29, 2018

Slimy Limey

/derogatory/ - An individual of English decent, whose intentions are for personal gain,
commonly used in Central America by Belizians.

That Slimy Limey tried to sell me the hat that I made!

by ForiegnChild April 3, 2017

Slimy gecko

Where a girl and a guy is in the shower and the guy turns the girl around and shoves his dick up her ass and she'll walk on the wall like a gecko wet

Me and my girl did the slimy gecko last night she was crawling on the wall wet

by Glennzy June 14, 2017

Slimy Entrance

When you nut for weeks on the door knob and the rest of the family/roommates haven't even realized yet since they grabbed on it.

Mom, dad, I got some news : Y'ALL GOT SLIMY ENTRANCED! OH! YOU JUST GOT SCREWED, MY GUYS!

by Goldenhat April 14, 2020

Slimy Osborne

Where you fuck your partner in the ass while they are asleep

If she won’t try anal wait til she’s asleep and try the slimy Osborne

by Zannykonkas April 28, 2020

Slimy Simon

The act of bathing yourself in sexual lubricant and proceeding to slide around the floor.

Aye boys, you coming around to slimy Simon this afternoon?

by Lutanint dan September 22, 2020