Storytime with Sleazy T

This is what you do when a middle school has indoor recess. First, you form a circle ranging from 6-13 people. Then, you get somone's iTouch/iPhone with a Jersey Shore Nickname Generator and give the people in the VERY first storytime nicknames this way. Also give all of them a prostitute name (I.e. Drip Drip or the Sack). Once everyone has a nickname, then you all elect the funniest, awesomest, and greatest member the honorary title of "Sleazy T" ( named after the founder of the idea of Storytime, Guapo Banuelos, and this was his nickname). Now, the Sleazy T of the group (preferably a racial mixbreed. I.e. A blexican, blaxican, a wasian, a blasian, etc.) must start each indoor recess with a funny story joke or plain story of funniness. Then, he is free to either, 1). Tell more stories, 2). Play Truth or Dare, 3). Purely play dumb games, or 4). Have Rap Battles or Roast a member. Now, this is strictly a fun expirience to have. Don't get upset or anything if your not Sleazy T. But, if you are Sleazy T, remember to always tell your jokes in moderation, because (trust me, I frigging invented this) you never want to run out of jokes. And remember, this is simply something to do to make the best of indoor recess. And, don't go off stealing my idea, or copying my idea then just tweaking it a little, cause that's not cool ata all. That's just trifelent. And as the original Sleazy T, Imma get Sandstorm with me and we'll come for to babies!!!

Tiger: Yo Guapo, are we having Storytime With Sleazy T today???!!!???
Andrew: Please Sleazy?

Guapo: Ok, Mr. And Mrs. Jugs, are y'all coming?
Seth and Madeline: Sure.
Spencer: All right, can you tell us the eel joke again?
Guapo: Sure.
* 20 minutes later*
*r' body*: HAHHAHAHAHQJAHROFLQWERTY!!!
Guapo( The original Sleazy T) Another satisfied group!!!
Group in unison: That Blexican sure is a great Sleazy!!!

by The original Sleazy T April 3, 2011

slexy

sleepy, but sexy

Now let's evaluate the emotional state of the model on the hair dye box! She looks... sleepy... but sexy. Slexy!

by harto May 2, 2014

Sleazy Griever

The one car in a Funeral Procession that isnt washed

All those cars driving behind that Hearse were so clean except for that Sleazy Griever in the Camry.

by Ed O'Neill February 27, 2007

Sleazy Penguin

Revenge move for a male during sex. when you are doing it doggy style wait until she is about to climax then pull out and insert an ice cube as far as you can into either orifice resulting in a freezing hole and your partner waddling after you furiously.

I gave her a sleazy penguin after she decided to give me an angry penguin, she'll never try that one again.

by badabingbadabang December 3, 2011

Sleazy Poop

A poop which has been taken in an obscure and out-of-the-ordinaru place.

Dat nigga took a sleazy poop in my grandma's fridge!!

by Not so Big Dick Rick January 12, 2015

Sleazy

To describe an individual that acts in a manner similar to that which one would expect Robert Forbes to act.

Someone who preys on unsuspecting females at every opportunity.

Common techniques include the use of disingenuous compliments and cringe worth flattery to try and charm ones way into a females knickers.

Beware behavior can often become more predatory and individuals can quickly become stalkers.

Man that guy is so sleazy

by Becky E August 27, 2013

sleazy

A way to describe someone/something/anything that is completely out of line, dirty, raunchy, perverted, etc...

Herb, you are so sleazy!

by SeekUpDMB5 November 14, 2002