Shattenburg

The sexual act in which one of two sexual partners fills their anus with Battenburg cake and then has anal sex with their sexual partner; mashing up the cake in their anus until it is a dirty mess of cake and excrement. Hence Shattenburg.

1: "Damn man this girl was crazy! She wanted Shattenburg!"
2: "No way man my girl doesn't even like Shattenburg!"

by Chercules June 3, 2014

slatte

An upper class pompous slut.

Hey Fred, that girl I like wouldn't go with me to the football game. Instead, she went out with her beatnik guy friends to an uptown bar and drank cosmopolitans. What a slatte.

by Bill of the Hill November 3, 2007

sluttenous

Acting or talking like a slut

That girl is so sluttenous, a right slutting whore!

by PaulP May 27, 2007

slattern pattern

Tramp stamp of the 19th Century

"I am by no means assured of his regard and even were he to feel such a preference I think we should both be very foolish to assume that there would not be many obstacles to his marrying a woman of no rank who sports a slattern pattern."

- Sense & Sensibility, Jane Austen

by splinter9 November 4, 2011

Splatten and Chatten

When one is texting, facebooking, tweeting and/or responding to e-mails while sitting on the toilet.

I solved a lot of the world problems while I was splatten and chatten.

by Hawtex February 10, 2015

slaten

A very hot guy who will sweep you off your feet with his singing and guitar playing

man look at that slaten

by FireMaiden December 20, 2010

Slattery

The act of two slugs copulating, during which the slugs suspend themselves on a rope of mucus and entwine their glowing blue penises.

I saw some slattery the other day and it was a glorious experience.

by slattery4all April 17, 2014