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Slatington

The absolute worst town in Pennsylvanias lehigh County this town has a shitty school with a bunch of either rednecks, white bitches, or wannabe gang bangers. Slatington has a 300lb legless woman that zips around on a moped. This garbage town has a pretty decent football team but that doesn't make up for the copious amounts of heroin addicts. The only thing to do in slatington is honestly just off yourself at that point because it's just not worth living in this hic town. Homeless pedophiles are abundant in this terrible small town. The only thing to do here is go to turkey hill and overdose on the crack that the junkie gave you.

Joe: "I wanna kill myself everytime I visit that shitty town slatington."

Bob: "Same."

by Poopybuttstinker1984 December 22, 2022

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KKK of Slatington

A very big elite group of people that, against the law, follow or worship the KKK culture in Slatington, Pennsylvania. They are not afraid to hang out, think they can mind control and use use a victim that they will kill later on. So they will try to make the victim feel good so they can figure out a not so obviouspath of cannibalization. They will talk and use aprocess of communication that the victim has no access to. Their neighbors are New Jersians. If you are not Arian they will accept you as a slave intil they can figure out a punishment for you. If you are not arian they will provoke you and try to manipulate. They think they can mind control and do these things but they do not succeed since this is America after all. Sources of detective work and the secret government find everyone of the lazy fat pesky rats and they all receive the punishment they are willing to send.

The teacher of northern lehigh was arrested after a student found a nazi guideline notbook in his desk drawer entitled " KKK of Slatington."

Ashley signaled she was in the KKK of Slatington by drawing a nazi sign on her paper and another student glanced and leaned.

High school football players of the KKK of Slatington started chanting their ritual killing call excludinng any afrocan or spanish into the click.

The whole town is invloved with the KKk of Slatington as they recently abused a helpless blonde skinny italian girl and overdosed her on mecine hidden in her drink at a party.

by what the fuck seriously April 27, 2011

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Slatington

town in Pennsylvania managed by old farmers and populated by them and other old people. Their hobbies are involved within the the town. Very close nit. They made an old tow path into a bike, horse riding and walking trail. Through there is alot of garbage in the creek and even smells bad like urine and feices. There were very old houses that were torn down that look like they before hand, were deer beds. If taking a strole through the town you may find the old people sitting outside and looking at what is really going on. Their electric system fails whenever there is a thunder storm while the streets flood immediately, and there are tons of patrolmen/women on hand to evacuate the townspeople to safety. There are a few really good restaurants here and there.

Alot of trucks with sirens on them like to drive fast out of Slatington.

The Slatington truck driver decided to pass in front of a car and nearly smashed in front of my little jeep in the hailing rain. I honked at the rest of the Slatington truck drivers that went by.

I went to Slatington yesterday and some bikers almost ran me over.

by footsteps May 25, 2009

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