A "slapdick" is simply that guy or that girl, who thinks he/she is all that. Some dude walks in a party with a fake tan, popped collar and acts like they know everything about everything, yet not one person there cares what they have to say, gives them attention or wants them there.
by BNMA March 19, 2010
Get the Slapdickmug. by Keyun July 2, 2018
Get the SLAPDICKmug. This word describes a male penis that is limp or has failed to become errect. The term is derived from the South African word, slap chips, which is basically fries.
Pronunciation: sl-u-p dick
Pronunciation: sl-u-p dick
by Avanzylbitch January 7, 2019
Get the Slapdickmug. Guy 1: "Man that slapdick Josh really threw us under the bus when he went bragging to the wives about our recent trip to Vegas."
Guy 2: "Yeah, old fuzzy-plums really hosed us this time."
Guy 3: "Slapdick-Fuzzyplums fucked up BIG!!!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, old fuzzy-plums really hosed us this time."
Guy 3: "Slapdick-Fuzzyplums fucked up BIG!!!"
by WhiteFish February 8, 2014
Get the Slapdick-Fuzzyplumsmug. Shawncon in any temperature over 90°F
"Get off me you fucking slapdick"
by Saucey Steve October 11, 2019
Get the Slapdickmug. A dork; someone who sucks at their job and golf but does not realize it, dresses bad, is likely ugly and/or short and has no true sense of self. treats the bag boy at a country club like shit because he was always picked on and treated like shit as a kid in school
That Pete is some slapdick. He was shanking balls left and right on the range and cursing and accused the kid in the cart barn of stealing his head cover. What a "slapper."
by nickytheshoe October 2, 2025
Get the Slapdickmug. To have the top side of your penis(when erect) patted or repeatedly slapped making you throb or cum
( it might cause you to moan or groan)
( it might cause you to moan or groan)
I gave him a slapdick after and his cock started jumping around shooting out cum It was so fucking funny I sucked the rest of the cum out of his tip
by anonymous December 9, 2019
Get the Slapdickmug.