Slapdick

A "slapdick" is simply that guy or that girl, who thinks he/she is all that. Some dude walks in a party with a fake tan, popped collar and acts like they know everything about everything, yet not one person there cares what they have to say, gives them attention or wants them there.

"Yo who brought that slapdick to the party?"
"What a slapdick"

by BNMA March 19, 2010

Slapdick

This word describes a male penis that is limp or has failed to become errect. The term is derived from the South African word, slap chips, which is basically fries.
Pronunciation: sl-u-p dick

Ew it was so embaressing, we couldn't have sex cause I had a slapdick.

by Avanzylbitch January 7, 2019

SLAPDICK

A bitch or a person whom like dick and slaps it to make it hard

Come here daddy so i can slap your dick and make it hard your my lil slapdick

by Keyun July 2, 2018

Slapdick-Fuzzyplums

Combining the worst attributes of a slapdick and a fuzzy-plums into one gigantic fuck up.

Guy 1: "Man that slapdick Josh really threw us under the bus when he went bragging to the wives about our recent trip to Vegas."

Guy 2: "Yeah, old fuzzy-plums really hosed us this time."

Guy 3: "Slapdick-Fuzzyplums fucked up BIG!!!"

by WhiteFish February 8, 2014

Slapdick

Slapdick, noun, often used when a person (most likely male or close to it) slaps themselves in the penis or balls
Also a game

Jim is such a slapdick

by Theslapdickguy June 15, 2018

Slapdick

Colby Hall that doesn't know wtf is going on

Colby hall is a slapdick he never knows what going on.

by anonymous December 8, 2019

Slapdick

To have the top side of your penis(when erect) patted or repeatedly slapped making you throb or cum
( it might cause you to moan or groan)

I gave him a slapdick after and his cock started jumping around shooting out cum It was so fucking funny I sucked the rest of the cum out of his tip

by anonymous December 9, 2019