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minnesota ball slap

Slapping one's balls with any icy hand that's been held in the freezer for a minimum of 10 minutes.
I'm still sore and a little chilly from Gerry's malevolent minnesota ball slap last night!
by Coco Sean July 1, 2016
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ball slapping nag

1. A wife or girl friend who is always bitching at you

2. A rough riding horse, like in the movie "The Great Outdoors"
1. That ball slapping nag bitched at me to mow the lawn the whole time the race was on tv.

2. Hey trooper, where's that ball slapping nag you were riding on?
by rustyfalcon March 24, 2008
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bonus ball slap

In a pornographic film, or in real life, when the male's scrotum is long and loose, and is riding a female hard, the balls will slap against the female's body, created an additional slapping noise, hence, the bonus ball slap.
by sir poopiepants April 4, 2006
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Slap the dimpled balls

Hi Roger, do you slap the dimpled balls?
by GeoffTheDevourerOfWorlds March 4, 2019
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cambodian ball slap

To slap someone's balls with such a force such that the scrotum is ripped off from the base of the male body and sent flainling across the floor.
Chuck Norris once Cambodian Ball Slapped a man, and now that man is chasing his ball across the Atlantic Ocean.
by shark0115 June 15, 2008
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ball slapping sex

ball slapping sex is the act of having your balls slap against your sexual partner whilst having intercourse.
yo man last night I had ball slapping sex with your sister!
by Ball-eater-man January 6, 2021
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Slap the dimpled balls

more commonly known as golf. go up to a friend and ask them if they slap the dimpled balls for a good laugh. hope they don't grab yours.
person 1: "hey, do you slap the dimpled balls?"

person 2: "what the fuck? why would you say that to me?"

person 1: "i'm talking about golf, man."

person 2: "oh."
by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 6, 2023
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