Slake

Verb - to masturbate and ejaculate on ones couch.

"Dude, you're f'n sick! You just slaked on my new sofa!"

by anonymous12879 July 11, 2008

Dicks Out For Slaking

Just like the popular meme "Dicks Out For Harambe" but towards another ape like creature.

Dude 1: Hey have you heard about our lord and savior slaking?
Dude 2: Um you mean harambe right?
Dude 1: no wrong gorilla...
*Dude 2 googles the word "Slaking"
Dude 2: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dude 1: DICKS OUT FOR SLAKING!

by TerryForPrez August 21, 2016

slaked lime rickey

Lime rickey that tastes like stone.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

wake and slake

morning sex (with a partner or via self gratification).

Yeah, I was late for work 'cuz Toneisha was in the mood for some "wake and slake".

My "morning wood" always ends up as a "wake and slake".

by Busnardo March 26, 2014

Wake and Slake

Like “wake and bake” but substitute alcohol for weed. When you wake up and immediately start drinking to get a proper buzz on for the day.

Hair of the dog ain’t gonna cut it, imma have to wake and slake tomorrow

by Paracel Sus March 8, 2023

Slaked

Absolutely ruined. So drunk.

Of course I can't remember her name dude, I was completely slaked.

by eleazerwheelock May 26, 2022