Blackjacking

Masturbating when in a state of black out drunkeness.

I must have been blackjacking last night because i woke up with my dick in my hand.

by Stank Twatwell December 12, 2009

A Pimp Named Slickback

A pimp from the cult cartoon show "The Boondocks" on Adult Swim.
His name is the whole phrase.

The name is also used to describe misunderstanding.

1. "My name is A Pimp Named Slickback."

2. Man, nobody says my name right. I'm like A Pimp Named Slickback.

3. "Uh, what did you say?"
"Are you deaf? I feel like A Pimp Named Slickback."

by JTO ME January 20, 2008

Blackjack Rating

It's a system whereby you can subtly let your friends know your opinion on a girl's appearence

Shaun: Lisa was looking real good last night man.

Dave: I dunno man, She's a 15...

Shaun: A 15?

Dave: Like a 15 in Blackjack, you don't know whether you'd hit it or not... Blackjack Rating dude!

Shaun: LOL

by iKielo1 December 26, 2008

San Francisco Blackjack

A dealt two-card blackjack hand consisting of two queens.

After the dealer told me that my hand of two queens was a San Francisco blackjack, I asked him if a King and a Queen was a normal blackjack, and of course he said "No"

by andy1 April 26, 2006

Sharkjacking

An extreme sport of which the object is to masturbate a shark, the greatest achievement possible being an ejaculation by a Great White Shark. One participant ties raw meat onto his/her ankles and swims near the shore to lure in the animal where three others wait. When the shark approaches, the three sleepers wrestle the shark into submission and the "baiter" manually stimulates the shark. Upon ejaculation it is important that the team clears the area as quickly as possible because post-orgasm behavior of sharks is often erratic and the chance of participant injury is increased due to close proximity.

This sport can be played by a team of more than four, but traditional Sharkjacking is done with a team of four.

"Nothing like a game of Sharkjacking in the morning to get the blood flowing, eh boys?" --Chris Kahn of the Starship Enterprise

by QuadkilleR June 23, 2006

sackwack

To hit someone in the balls with the back of your hand generating power from a backswing of the stronger arm and finishing with a graceful flick of the wrist...
- From the Ancient Roman word 'sackuswakus' - meaning 'ruptured ballsack'

"you only get a sackwack if no one likes you"

by Unknown-Infinity August 25, 2006

strip blackjack

strip blackjack is a combination of blackjack and strip poker. how to play is you get a group of friends close or not very close friends and play regular blackjack. the person to have the lowest amount with their cards or by simply going over the number 21 must remove and item of clothing. socks and shoes count as one and necklaces, bracelets, rings, or any kind of jewelery and yes hair ties too are not accepted as an item of clothing to be removed. the last person to have some type of clothing on is announced winner of the game.

last night 3/11/06 me and a few of my friends(jodi, courtany, richie, calvin, and logan) were bored like no other and i(marissa)really wanted to play blackjack after learning how to play earlier that week; but my friend jodi wanted to play strip poker so we combined them together forming the game strip blackjack. the first person the lose was richie, and from then on it went jodi, courtany, me(marissa), and logan. calvin was announced winner of that round that night. i never thought that i would end up getting naked in front of 5 other people. it was the greatest night of my life so far.

by marissa and jodi March 30, 2006