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Suckfest

A festival of sucking (oral sex) no one is quite sure how many or what type of people constitute a suckfest, the only sure thing we know is that it involves much confusion.
Oh man...I was f-ed up last night. I drank a handle of warm Mr. Boston gin and had a suckfest in the laundromat with a couple of homeless people.
by Steve Jordan May 15, 2006
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spankfest

To have kinky sex. Sex using a lot of spanking. Domination.
Moesha could hardly walk after I gave her a spankfest last night.
by pkjones_homie April 9, 2003
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slacktastrophe

The resulting mess from when members of a work group choose to stop picking up the slack from a coworker who is a slacking slacker. Instead, they sit back and watch the coworker's world crumble and burn.
(Slacking coworker) called in sick three days in a row. She doesn't realize her shit's due today. I'm going to the staff meeting just to watch the slacktastrophe!
by ten nine? August 30, 2012
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slackstake

A slackstake describes what happens when you go to write something on Slack, typically making use of an extension, app, or integration particular to that technology (like inserting a relevant Giphy) that doesn't turn out exactly as planned or intended.

Examples include wanting to send a Giphy that illustrates your point but then sending a Giphy that doesn't really make sense or increases confusion. Similarly, going to type the correct keyboard shorthand to generate a desired emoji, but not typing it correctly and hitting send too quickly so that it doesn't generate the emoji but just sends the jumble of symbols.

Slackstakes typically occur as a result of typos and being too quick with the keyboard, but the term can also extend to doing things like DMing the wrong person, including someone in a group DM or channel that shouldn't be there, or really just committing any mistake in Slack that is iconic of and/or ironic for the medium of communication.

The word is a sandwich of "Slack" and "Mistake".
"Oh Becky pulled the funniest slackstake yesterday when she sent Brian a Giphy of a Beluga Whale when she was telling him how much she loves Orcas and how she knows everything about them. Didn't even know she sent the wrong whale until we pointed it out!"

"Oh yeah, John got fired because he sent Maria a promiscuous set of emojis via Slack. Granted, it was not during business hours, but that's still a huge slackstake, if you know what I mean."
by Slick to the Rick August 10, 2017
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Smuckfest

(n.) A celebration that occurs once a year in the Smurf Village, where Smurfette has sex with ALL the Smurfs (save Vanity Smurf-cuz he's gay) and Papa Smurf videotapes. According to the movie "Donnie Darko", this is impossible because Smurfs don't have genitalia.
Yo, Brainy, I feel the Smuckfest in da air. Check it, Papa Smurf's loadin'-up the hand-cam...
by Adobe Gillis June 2, 2007
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slackness

1. One's level of sexual looseness or skill.
'im one to b' proud of 'is slackness. 'e 'as all dem women. Di ooman dem wanna stamina daddy, ya hear. One wit all day slackness is one 'at stepper
by Tim May 30, 2006
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Slackest

Slackest is a block game pvper who is a wannabe hacker.
slackest is a wannabe hacker
by Nanq April 27, 2020
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