Skydiver

Slang: Meaning £5 or, "A Fiver"
Frequently used by young people in the north of England who also use terms like mint

So how much petrol money you guys got then?

I've got a skydiver.

Skydiver by Vodka Head March 21, 2005

The Skydiver 

You hold the girl up with your feet "airplane style" and then she drops down and lands/inserts onto the dick.

"Let's try the Skydiver"

"Hold on I have to take my step-father to the hospital, he broke his dick when he and my mom tried the Skydiver in the backyard"

The Skydiver by TheBee'sFeet July 26, 2016

Skydiver

Skydiver also known as a fiver

Arr lad I’m skint me only got a skydiver

Skydiver by puma trackie September 24, 2023

Skydiver

when ur skool bans the word "skibity" so you have to use this instead

Hey bro did you brainrot when you watched that skydiver gyat sigma Ohio rizz?
*starts talking gen alpha gibberish*

Skydiver by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024

the muddy skydiver 

taking a shit standing up into a urinal

Eugene was at a football game and the taco bell was rushing through his body. As he rushes to the bathroom during halftime only to find half of the tri-state area waiting in line the stall. Instead, Eugene spots the urinal and goes in for the muddy skydiver.

the muddy skydiver by partyintheusa March 29, 2015

Skydivers 

Any type of ecstasy pill that is bunk. Normally from a bad batch.

Once you take the pill(s) you get high but you feel the comedown very fast. The comedown last longer than the high and generally makes you feel horrible.

Skydivers give you a bad roll the entire night.

"Man, those pill I had last night were some skydivers. Soon as I took them I felt like throwing up and had a headache the rest of the night."

" Person 1: I feel so horrible right now. I have a bad headache, my chest hurts and I feel like throwing up.

Person 2: I told you not to take those pills, they were some skydivers."

Skydivers by BlakOutt July 11, 2009

alabama skydive 

When a man spider crawls up a narrow hallway naked, while holding himself suspended with hands and feet pressed to each wall he awaits his unsuspecting victim. When said victim arrives and is directly underhead he drops with the ultimate goal of landing his genitals directly on their face.

"The other day Patrick called me from the back room, and when I went to go see what he wanted he got me with an Alabama Skydive."

alabama skydive by Farleywasgod January 21, 2010