Skullfuck

When somebody is fucked through the eye socket. I wouldn't know what it feels like, but it's probably nice.

John: I skullfucked lisa yesterday.

by Thomas Simonson January 9, 2008

Skullfucker

it means what it suggests. fucking someone in the face with no respect to the recipitant.

e.g. instead of a girl sucking your cock, you fuck her mouth until she crys or vomits. (eithers good)

by onecleanpunch November 29, 2003

Skullcracker

Beer in any form, especially Stella Artois. Preferably in a pint glass but can or bottle also acceptable.

Fancy coming out for a few skullcrackers dude?

by Matt Watson September 30, 2003

Skullfucking

1. Quite literally, to fuck in the skull. This usually means inserting one's penis into any orifice in the head (excluding the mouth), such as the nostrils, ears or a hole bashed into the back of the head with a pair of pliers. As this is not only rather painful but quite impossible in most cases, skullfucking is not a common practice in real life (unless you're talking about necrophiliacs that is). It is, however, tolerably prevalent in the world of hentai art, resulting in pictures that are more horrific than sexually arousing. My advice: don't seek out any of these pictures unless you have an uncontrollable urge to lose your lunch all over the keyboard. See also skullfuck.
2. See mindfuck.
3. Can also be used as a kind of insult.

1. I love skullfucking ^_^
2. Damn, watching Memento will give you a bloody good skullfucking.
3. Skullfucker!

by Fooby July 24, 2004

Skullhawk

A mohawk that is worn by those with receeding hairlines. Slang for this term is "sko'hawk."

A balding man trying to stay "hip" will grow a skullhawk.

by Cheryl Wood August 15, 2008

skullfucker

An offensive term of a psychiatrist. A professional who specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of mental disorders.

That skullfucker tried to get me to talk about myself even though he is a complete stranger to me.

by SoulChain January 22, 2014

Skullfuck Wizard 9000

Evil wizard. Created by Hal 9000 to be his sex slave and chess companion. Masturbate daily to avoid encountering. Recently made America's most wanted list and became a finalist on America's Next Top Model (of Fuck Wizards).

Skullfuck Wizard 9000 is a particularly evil model of the 9000 series of Fuck Wizards.

Me: I love you, Skull Fuck Wizard 9000.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000: I know.

by Fart Prince November 20, 2015