Skipper’s Knuckle

When your ass is being fingered so vigorously and intensely by a partner with fat, sausage fingers that you burst a vessel/hemorrhoid.

I gave Roger a skipper’s knuckle last night.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

Skipper Day

Me and my mates were bored so we decided to make a special day cuz why not - The day is on the 8th of December and its when u can basically do watever u want like kicking boys in the nuts, punching anyone, flooring atleast 2 people, hitting everyone that has a new cut, shouting and being weird and wearing a mask cuz of the corona shit ;)))

'Yo, happy skipper day'

'Wat's that?'
'A special day when i can hit u and be a dumb hoe ;))'

by UrLocalMother;)) December 8, 2020

mud skipper

The baby of a mud shark. Name originates from the female being a mud shark, having one of many kids (usually from differant sharks) and the male skipping town when he finds out the fat white chick he impulsively banged is having a baby.

That mud shark had a litle mud skipper.

by slick sal July 1, 2005

rim skipper

A person who enjoys the uncommon fetish of rubbing his/her privates on toilet seats.

You know G_Dragon? Yeah, he's a total rim skipper.

by Hyptosis August 2, 2009

Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper"

Jonas Grumby The "Skipper" from Gilligan's Island. Few people know what the Skippers name was. Played by Alan Hale, Jr. from 1964 to 1967 one of the "seven stranded castaways" from the ill-fated S.S. Minnow
stranded on an uncharted island on the Pacific following a storm.

Gilligan: "Skipper"
Skipper: "Yea little buddy"
Gilligan: "The radio said Jonas Grumby sank the Minnow, that's you"
Skipper: "Yes I know thats me Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper".

by Farsidefan February 14, 2009

Skipper Skidmark

One who suffers from server anal seepage that skips or bounces while walking, usually waving one finger back and forth.

Its always important to stay upwind of a Skipper skidmarker due to the horrendous smell of drippy anal fluid running down their cracks.

by Lab 56 February 28, 2013

jake skipper

A Jake Skipper... when you're at the school dance and have to switch partners only to see a abnormally sweaty boy glaring back at you who happens to be called Jake. Next please.

"Eww, That's an ugly boy... Think il give him the 'ol Jake Skipper"

by HarryDooDaa December 27, 2016