skitters

The equivalent of pissing shit out of your anus. For the everyday yuppie, it is more commonly known as diarrhea. For those who prefer more spice in their everyday chit-chat, it is known as the Hershey Squirts.

--Can be caused by consuming large amounts of fresh fruit or fruit juice.

Q: Why would fresh fruit cause the skitters?

A: Well, the juices found in fresh fruit contain sorbitol, which is a nondigestible kind of sugar. Large amounts of this sorbitol cause the body to attempt to dilute the sugar by bringing water from the bloodstream into the intestine. This causes your fecal matter to be more liquid in substance and form, which is in turn why one hears an interesting squishy noise when one accidently sharts. This is pretty much the reason prune juice is so flippin' awesome!

It is suggested that one's everyday diet does NOT NOT (uh-oh, a double negative) NOT (*fixed) consist entirely of fresh fruit or fruit juice.

I 'et too menny peaches and now I've got teh skitters!

by Messy Bumm July 16, 2005

Skitter

A substance that seens to be on the walls of every fucking public toilet I go into.

Ethan: "Don't go into thon toilet, she's a

bad job."

Daniel: "Sure it can't be that bad."

*Daniel enters toilet *

Daniel: *Gags* "Oh Jaysus, there's skitter

every road."

by The Skitter Man December 16, 2018

Rim Skitter

A person who give anal peasure by licking of the anal sphincter to cause pleasure

"He is a Rim Skitter as he enjoyed using his tounge on a anal sphincter"

by Jake_2792* February 25, 2009

Shifter

Also known as a shape shifter, shifters have the ability to shift into any form or animal. In most stories or myths, the number one form for a shifter to use is a wolf. They slightly resemble werewolves, but don't unwillingly change on a full moon, in fact, the moon does not affect them at all.

Callie was very bad at hiding the fact that she is a shifter.

by SWAGITASTIC June 15, 2015

workplace trash sifters

Those folks you notice who always stay late who are doing so in order to be able to privately examine the contents of colleagues’ trashcans to gather intel.

Those creepy workplace trash sifters sometimes strike stark terror into me to the point where I can’t sleep!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Skiffer

A cool girl with multiple and indisputable life skills.

Did you see how she handled herself?! Woaah?! She is a major skiffer!

by dee ess January 4, 2010

Skitterfuck

The candid way to celebrate the circumcision of a newborn baby child in the Romanian culture. Celebrations often include traditional Romanian dancing and waving the fresh foreskin.

After Pavløv's circumcision, the family skitterfucked to the Monster Mash.

Immediately following Påvell's circumcision, his family skitterfucked to the Can't Touch This by M.C. Hammer.

by Pavløv October 8, 2011