sketchy skeezer 

1.)An untrustworthy, shady girl, who constantly goes after other womens men.

2.)A female who constantly over-steps the limits into territory not her own.

1.) "That Jennifer girl is such a sketchy skeezer, you better keep your man aways from her"

2.) "I swear to god if that sketchy skeezer cooks my husband dinner one more time, I'm gonna beat her ass."

sketchy skeezer by ~*Funky Fresh*~ March 20, 2008

skeezer pleaser 

A person who has sex with a skeezer; someone who will hook up with a tart, skank or battle toad.

What a skeezer pleaser. He hooked up with that easy ugly girl last night!

skeezer pleaser by PMax October 14, 2008

skeezerd 

Being offered a lapdance from an unattractive stripper, and cowardly suggesting a nearby friend as a replacement.

Man that stripper had some nasty ass breath...why did you send her to me? You know I hate being skeezerd.

skeezerd by cesar the skeezer August 4, 2009

skeezer blah blah 

A whore that is so slutty and used up, she has past the term skeezer long ago. This woman gets pumped by practically every guy she comes in contact with. She really enjoys getting hit with a shot skeet in her face, then the guy will yell "SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA." Often times, she is infected with so many STD's they can jump from her onto innocent bystanders without any sexual contact. The more "blahs" you put on the end of skeezer, the sluttier the girl actually is. For example, "skeezer blah blah"=slut, "skeezer blah blah blah blah blah"=stripper status slut. Skeezer blah blah's make up about 19% of all high school females.

Man that skeezer blah blah can't get enough dick. Look! Now she's hittin' on Father Muerfeld...and Sister Helena! What a skeezer blah blah blah blah!

skeezer blah blah by Platinum Pimp January 20, 2006

skeezers 

Skeezers is some nasty ass hoes who think they really great when they overweight outta shape and really hate they think everyone wants them when they dont unless you drunk or gone off some of that liq or l.i.q and u fuccs with one of them you will wake up and say DAYUM WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT NASTY HOE!!!

Yo dogg you gonna hit up that party.
ya.
Well my nigga watch out for them sick ass skeezers holla at a playa

skeezers by hewey May 31, 2004

skeezebag 

The lowest form of "dirty-guys", skeezebags employ the worst pick-up lines while flaunting to badly sculpted metrosexual beards and body odour.

SB: Are those spacepants? Cuz' your ass is outta this world.
Normal Girl: Ew, do you hear this guy? What a skeezebag.

skeezebag by Jenks October 10, 2005

Skeezer 

A promiscuous unkept woman of uncouth principal.

did you hear bout eva? shes a straight skeezer now.

Skeezer by Turner and Crystal June 23, 2008