Floppy Skeeter

When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".

Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."

Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"

Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"

by Pussy Gobbler June 14, 2013

Love Peace Skeet Cheese

possibly one of the greatest motto's in history, is a sentence wanting to say peace out or later coined by popular youtuber Timothy Delaghetto

person 1: peace out!
person 2: Love peace skeet cheese

by dannyishere132 January 13, 2011

Skeet 'n' retreat

Skeet 'n' retreat (n.) - To copulate freely on the assumption that you're not going to be a bastard and leg it (never calling, writing or speaking again), and then legging it anyway.

1: You stickin' around once you've tapped that?
2: Na, man. Skeet 'n' retreat!
1: Word.

by Giles Bohanek / Jeff Dickson January 1, 2008

Skeet Feet

N. The act of a man ejaculating on a persons feet.

Damn, I totally gave that girl the case of the Skeet Feet last night.

by The shaft November 2, 2013

mountain bartle skeet

A cold, refreshing drink that is commonly referred to as Mountain Dew

Cletus does love himself some of that Mountain Bartle Skeet.

by msvxt November 14, 2017

Skeet Dial

The act of having a girl on speed dial who is willing to have you skeet them on a moments notice.

"Man, when I need some booty from a skeet, I make sure she is on skeet dial."

by FalconFenn June 17, 2008

Skeet Whistle

Another word for Penis, similar to skin flute, only more direct.

Yo, Dozer, arent you dating some band chick or something?

Yeah, she plays my skeet whistle

by BowDozer April 7, 2012