joe stanevicz

having an erection for more than 8 hours

I have a joe stanevicz and I can't rid of it

by youelt March 27, 2009

simane

She's beautiful, hot, and sooo KIND but she's quite quiet !
Actually she's the best

Look at the girl over there!

her name Simane <3

by Simane <33 November 25, 2021

Sataness

n.
The profoundly evil adversary of God and humanity in the form of a beautiful, lustful, women. She is evil hearted, shallow, and weak willed, but can fool any man into falling for her spell. Her sexy outer shell hides the evil within.

I fucked the ultimate Sataness last night and my dick fell off 14 hours later.

That Vanessa is Sataness!

by David January 22, 2004

Stane

A Stone (Scottish)

''Chuck us oar a stane ya wee fat cunt, n stop playin way yer wee maggot''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

staneker

an individual who loves to dance wildly, pathologically lie, is a gossip whore, and loves to face paint, all the while doing this sober

While Kevin was grinding on the dance floor, he told me that Susy hooked with Joey but I knew it wasn't true. And I couldn't keep up with his phenomenal dance moves or distract myself from his painted on cheetah face. What a staneker!

by Sofia da Bia January 25, 2009

Staneurysm

1. A stroke and an aneurysm occurring simultaneously. Symptoms are best described as a ripping or tearing pain on the side of the brain on which the Staneurysm is located quickly followed by confused speech and thoughts then followed by the wearing of a helmet and drinking of juice boxes.

2. An aneurysm experienced by any man named Stan.

1. David experienced a Staneurysm under the stress of all the orders and promptly donned his helmet.

2. Stan had an aneurysm- a Staneurysm.

by Jdogg413 August 10, 2012

stanentology

In the non-aired episode of Gravity Falls, Grunkle Stan wants to found a new religion based on bribery, in which he will call the bible "Brible".

I will bribe anyone who will fall for it with STANENTOLOGY!

by Jonathan Ventura "JJ" May 29, 2018