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1. A stroke and an aneurysm occurring simultaneously. Symptoms are best described as a ripping or tearing pain on the side of the brain on which the Staneurysm is located quickly followed by confused speech and thoughts then followed by the wearing of a helmet and drinking of juice boxes.

2. An aneurysm experienced by any man named Stan.
1. David experienced a Staneurysm under the stress of all the orders and promptly donned his helmet.

2. Stan had an aneurysm- a Staneurysm.
by Jdogg413 August 10, 2012
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