Staneurysm

1. A stroke and an aneurysm occurring simultaneously. Symptoms are best described as a ripping or tearing pain on the side of the brain on which the Staneurysm is located quickly followed by confused speech and thoughts then followed by the wearing of a helmet and drinking of juice boxes.

2. An aneurysm experienced by any man named Stan.

1. David experienced a Staneurysm under the stress of all the orders and promptly donned his helmet.

2. Stan had an aneurysm- a Staneurysm.

by Jdogg413 August 10, 2012

shanneurysm

When the vein gets so large in your forehead that you might give yourself an aneurysm.

Chill out Dan, you are going to give yourself a shanneurysm.

by literofcoke January 3, 2019

slameurysm

When you are at a poetry slam competition and there are so many poems performed you worry that it is somehow going to create a blood clot in your brain

During the last round of 25 poets I had a sudden blinding headache and worried I might have developed a slameurysm.

by Sawpoet October 14, 2013