Staneurysm 

1. A stroke and an aneurysm occurring simultaneously. Symptoms are best described as a ripping or tearing pain on the side of the brain on which the Staneurysm is located quickly followed by confused speech and thoughts then followed by the wearing of a helmet and drinking of juice boxes.

2. An aneurysm experienced by any man named Stan.

1. David experienced a Staneurysm under the stress of all the orders and promptly donned his helmet.

2. Stan had an aneurysm- a Staneurysm.

Staneurysm by Jdogg413 August 10, 2012

shanneurysm 

When the vein gets so large in your forehead that you might give yourself an aneurysm.

Chill out Dan, you are going to give yourself a shanneurysm.

shanneurysm by literofcoke January 3, 2019

slameurysm 

When you are at a poetry slam competition and there are so many poems performed you worry that it is somehow going to create a blood clot in your brain

During the last round of 25 poets I had a sudden blinding headache and worried I might have developed a slameurysm.

slameurysm by Sawpoet October 14, 2013