Is A Beta Male Is always jealous of Single Alpha Males. And wishes he could be free and liberated from that which he loathes. For he is owned and his sympathetic behaviors have Either Forever trapped him in the Perils of the Friendzone. Or he is dragged around by his significant other like a knock off Louis Voutton Suitcase.
Sadly to say My a friend You are A Simpanzee.
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Sadly to say My a friend You are A Simpanzee.
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Look at Chad Over their Getting Dragged Around By His Wife like a Simpanzee. I bet he hasn’t gotten action in atleast a few years. And I bet she is monkey branching on Instagram. He only graduated from the friendzone because of his Blue Pill White Collar Cuck Bucks.
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Get the Simpanzee mug.A loving person who cares about others. Gets along with people as irrtating as they may be. Is a romantic and loves to use sweet words towards her lover;that person is very lucky as well. She only gives her heart to one man. Truthful with friends and always an optimistic thinker. Outgoing and one of a kind. Lover not fighter but will do whatever it takes to set things right. May be small but has the hugest of hearts. May be the best person to ever get to know. Knows what she wants and does what she can to get it. Mysterious and charming. Can't be fooled. Will always be by your side. Help her find happiness;she will cherish you forever. Gets over guys fast but is a sucker for love. She don't want the best looking guy, she just wants somebody to love her and knows how to treat her right. She is a person that needs to be figured out but be careful you might fall in love doing so.
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Large bottomed people who lean their upper bodies into the shopping cart while propeling said cart with their dinosaur shaped thighs. Typically they lumber slowly and often in small (number not size) packs. there is legtimate fear of being caught in front of a heard of these when the blue light goes off at K-mart.
A Shopasaurus is a large bottomed person at a Wal Mart, Target or any supermarket. See how they will lay their chest in the upper basket, sometimes lower their O2 tank into the cart, either cross their arms or grasp the sides of the cart, but never the handle and lumber down the aisles. they often turn their heads side to side as though ripping vegatation out of the ground as they communicate with their herd about just how many boxes of snack cakes to get this week.
Their feet are almost always adorned with Crocs or Sandals and always with socks.
The spiny version of this species lines their six packs of sodas straddling the perimeter of the cart. This resembles a rocket assembly, but I am pretty sure it is for defense only.
Their feet are almost always adorned with Crocs or Sandals and always with socks.
The spiny version of this species lines their six packs of sodas straddling the perimeter of the cart. This resembles a rocket assembly, but I am pretty sure it is for defense only.
by mad anthony 86 June 20, 2011
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A young woman with class and beauty.
she is usually of irish decent and has blue or green eyes.
she has brown or red hair and has natural beauty
She is I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T., do you know what that means?
She is very athletic and always competitive with anything she does, even if it is just a game.
She is the opposite of a whore or slut, she will make you work for what her mama gave her.
She is a girl to wife up because there aren't many of her around.
A young woman with class and beauty.
she is usually of irish decent and has blue or green eyes.
she has brown or red hair and has natural beauty
She is I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T., do you know what that means?
She is very athletic and always competitive with anything she does, even if it is just a game.
She is the opposite of a whore or slut, she will make you work for what her mama gave her.
She is a girl to wife up because there aren't many of her around.
Guy 1: man, i just saw Sionan playing basketball at the gym, she is so hot, you think i can get at her?
Guy 2: naww man, she isn't like that. you actually have to be a gentleman to win her over.. she likes all that romantic shit
Guy 1: ohh wow. so i could bring her home to my mom.
Girl 1: i love having sionan as my friend, she is always there for me
Girl 2: yea she gives great advice and is so loyal, i love sionan
Guy 2: naww man, she isn't like that. you actually have to be a gentleman to win her over.. she likes all that romantic shit
Guy 1: ohh wow. so i could bring her home to my mom.
Girl 1: i love having sionan as my friend, she is always there for me
Girl 2: yea she gives great advice and is so loyal, i love sionan
by sally0987 October 7, 2012
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That lady should not be wearing a two piece bikini with that tumbling sixpack shes got.
I used to have abs of steel....now I got me a mad tumbling sixpack.Damn,marriage sucks!
I used to have abs of steel....now I got me a mad tumbling sixpack.Damn,marriage sucks!
by Lunicus December 19, 2006
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