James Simpleton

One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored

Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible

James Simpleton is one of the main characters in We Are The Bored

by Clint K April 16, 2008

Corporate simp

Unlike the corporate whore, the corporate simp is a person that works their hardest not for monetary gain but for the sole purpose of making (upper) management happy, with complete disregard for their colleagues. The modern way of expressing that someone is a brownnose, suck up, and kiss ass.

Person 1: Management increased our new quota just because (Name) keeps staying late and taking on extra tasks!
Person 2: Yeah, he's become such a corporate simp!

by Niki N July 9, 2020

Simp Season

"Simp Season", from November to February when Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's and Valentine's Day all go back to back with eachother.

Contrary to Spring/Summer when people want to go to parties and hoe out, Simp Season amplifies the loneliness you feel and subconsciously family, friends and relationships take priority over alcohol and partying.

During Simp Season people often attempt to get cuffed as quick and easy as possible - this can lead to many mistakes and stupid decisions.

"It's Simp Season bruh don't go doing anything stupid like getting back with your ex, just chill these couple months you don't need to be in a relationship"

by 0001GTBSBE November 10, 2019

Race Simp

Trying to seek the approval of other races to the point of putting down your own race

Madalyn (who is white) posts something on Instagram talking about how much she hates white people. Madalyn is being a Race Simp

by Halfr1can June 5, 2020

Website similarity scam

A website similarity scam is a scam where the website where you usually buy your supplements is a real website and is a dot com website and the fake website will have a dot biz on it and be a fake website. And they end up not selling you the supplements and instead taking the money and that of a few other people and then shutting down the website.

Modafinil XL dot com (Real with the guy in sunglasses, but on the second page of Google when it's usually on the first page): Buy Modafinil!
Tyler: *Searches up Modafinil XL.

Modafinil XL dot biz (fake with the guy in a mask, but on the first page): Buy Modafinil TM!

Tyler: I guess this is the website.

*gives money through PayPal.

*2 months later and no Modafinil.
Tyler's brother Josh: Yo Tyler, I found the REAL website. The other website was a fake website and a scam. A website similarity scam!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2022

Simpler times

Something that people often say when they talk about the past or something in the past, usually a few years back. The good old days when there were fewer things to worry about and less complex technology.

I remember hanging out with my old friends, playing Half-Life on the computer, and when Urban Dictionary was first created, simpler times!

by BigBoi Gaming December 29, 2020

Shigaraki Simp

A Shigaraki Simp is someone who hardcore simps for Shigaraki Tomura from My Hero Academia. They're incredibly scary people, especially considering they'd simp for such a crusty ass baby man. They'll probably kill you if you ever insulted him.

Did you see that person? That's a Shigaraki Simp! Fuckin' weirdo.
Yeah I simp for Shiggy! He might be crusty but that's what makes him beautiful~

by Shiggy Lipbalm July 23, 2020