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Simons special sauce

a sauce made from centrifuged semen,pepsi max and mayonnaise. Can be purchased at certain lemonade stands.
always costs 9001$
Rob: hey nice lemonade stand, do you by chance have some Simons special sauce?
Mary:Well yes my good sir we certainly have.
Rob:Well may I ask how much it costs?
Mary:It's 9001$ dollars sir
Rob: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
by Watho July 8, 2011
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Simoshin Hunting

Originally coined by N4TBlazinHokies, It is to describe the act of running all over a map, (or dividing it up to share) to find and kill a player who is standing still.

Seen in Saints Row 2 a lot because by playing a match, you earn money needed to gain ranks, and eventually earn acheivments. people doing this don't care, or want to play online with people, they just want the acheivements.

Named for a player who has become the most famous for doing this, Simoshan J.
In Pregame Lobby:
Team A: Aw, Fuck, We got Simoshin, he just stands there.
Team B: Yeah, you better quit out, We Are Just going Simoshin Hunting
{Team A all quits, except Simoshin}
{Team B each gets about 25-30 Kills}
by Gamewizard December 14, 2009
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simosihle

Ubahlang typa vibe,calm,collected,unpredictable,loving

Rare name!
"What do you want from me":simosihle would say??
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SimonSails

SimonSails is a great guy. No, no NOT just that... SimonSails is even better. He is smart and funny, but also kind, WARM, and nurturing. SimonSails loves women and SEX though you shouldn't take him for granted. He can easily fuck you up, if you piss him off - which is a rear thing, and in that case you are 100% the jerk so you better apologize. His demons sleep tight, and you should never try to awake them, or if you do, probably you'll fall asleep instead, for long - sometimes people say like in a suicide tub (yeah those shiny new ones from Switzerland).

His name evolved from Simon + Sails, in latin meaning big dick and cums, toughness, storm, and sex. Highly likable by girls, he sometimes calls upon Zeus, and that's when a lightning strikes you too. ;)

He is an NFT artist of erotica.
Find him on Twitter: @SailsSimon, TODAY.
If lovers were islands and life was the sea, SimonSails on OpenSea.

She has a tight ass pussy, and big busty tits. She definitely fucks with SimonSails.
by $Z3pi December 15, 2021
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miss simms crewe

Big booty lesbian chick with a shitty eye. Would fuck Mickey Mouse for free.
Damn miss simms crewe sure does love Disney.
by RyanTheBigBooty January 25, 2020
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ziggy simms

ziggy simms is the name of a guy who will sexually harass you in school, fr stay away from mfs with the name ziggy simms fr hes gross. k bye
underage girl 1 "bruv ziggy simms is so gross"
underage girl 2 "yeah hes 19 still talking to us, were 15.."
by Lils<3 February 27, 2020
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Phantom_Simom441

When someone performs a flawless house raid on stonemore.
YOOO phantom_simom441!!!! wow that was very impressive
by sexbex June 22, 2022
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